-> replacing non-g1 Lady Driftwood
-> she is still the Lady Driftwood i just. dont like how both words look in the name
-> Lives in the Schistocerca Fields in the "Driftwood Temple". Quite literally a building made out of driftwood and other wood scraps
-> is actually a spirit, but not quite deity level yet. She does have some worshippers, though not enough to warrant godhood. She'll get there one day.
-> funnily enough Driftwood does have a legitimate title of Lady. Mantis, brother of Locust, gave her the title and the land she presently 'rules', as he's quite fond of her. Driftwood is pretty snippy with him despite his status and he finds it amusing. Locust on the other hand would've wiped her out on sight if it weren't for Mantis
-> she is an animated statue, and used to be one of the bigger statues sitting on a fountain in the Schistocerca Temple. Locust threw a fit one day and completely destroyed the fountain, and managed to hit Driftwood and several other sculptures with magic that brought them to life. Driftwood is the only statue to make it out of that whole debacle alive, because she IMMEDIATELY ran