Pulse

"One time Pulse the baby goat was getting her diploma in medical school. She was so proud and she had oozed so many sweats out of each and every one of her pores to get where she is today. It was a big day. Sufdenly, all disease was cured and world peace happened. Pulse was so sad because what did she even do all that for then!!!! So she was sad and mad and she had to work at blockbuster. (This is a period piece) One day, pulse was polishing the movies when she heard a noise. It sounded like a big *** crater and it made a giant stupid hole in the ground. She said wha. And she looked out side. Sitting yhere was some kind of alien made of blood and guts and eyes, and leeches were crawling out of it. She said oh hello are you sick? (hopeful) and the alien said no im not sick. And she said oh (sad). And the alien said i am SICKNESS and she said WHAAA? And the alien said yea so i am PESTILENCE and im looking for a place to spread my PESTILENCE but all the other worlds have been destroyed by demons past :( and pulse said ohhh :( but inside she said: i have an idea. And she said theres no PESTILENCE here but you could wipe it off on thsi world if you wanted to. And pest said Really??? And pulse said Ya!!!! And inside she said he he he, finally i can pay off my student debt. And PESTILENCE said GREAT!!!!! And then pest SMACKED pulse right in the face with a fat load of tetanus and she died instantly. The end!!!! " -BigB0yJENKINS