Ril

Hello there. I am the intergalactic seer. I travel from planet to planet telling people what it is that I see. Fear not for I am not alone, I travel with my companion Syril. I met him on a distant planet that has the peculiar rule that all of their shops, and I mean all of them. Must be a Tesco's metro. Syril is my protector, anytime a person gets close he whacks them with his staff, screams CAW and then, shows them his talisman collection for some reason. Oh look, he is showing you one right now.

Anyway, back to my job. I travel the stars, letting the constellations guide me. Which as I am sure you have surmised, does not lead to a very secure or understandable travel route. In fact, on two occasions Syril almost flew us into a sun. That's right, I travel upon his back. My wings are too precious to carry the weight of my overwhelming superiority. But once more, back to the story. I land upon a planet. People come to me, I look around and I tell them what I see. "Bench, hair, person, building, broken lamp post" and that sort of thing. Often the ungrateful rabble take offence and attempt to get a refund by syril is right there with his bellowing CAW.