Distorticon
(#67272884)
he's EDGY and he knows it [he/him]
Malice
Redtail Gryphon
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Energy: 50/50
This dragon’s natural inborn element is Plague.
Male Imperial
This dragon is hibernating.
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Personal Style
Apparel
Skin
Scene
Measurements
Length
22.75 m
Wingspan
19.28 m
Weight
8698.23 kg
Genetics
Black
Crystal
Crystal
Sanguine
Facet
Facet
Blood
Opal
Opal
Hatchday
Breed
Eye Type
Level 25 Imperial
Max Level
STR
126
AGI
10
DEF
5
QCK
57
INT
5
VIT
13
MND
5
Lineage
Biography
Dad friend. You're all his emo children and he loves you all. Lives to help confused teenagers find themselves, once they realize he's not gonna eat them. Might be some sort of guardian spirit or divine entity, but apparently one with nothing better to do than help kids have edgy phases. He thinks black and red and wearing bones is cool and relatable, which it would be if he wasn't a massive, rather beefy Plague Imperial.
Leader of the Ascendant Edge clan, a big, happy family dedicated to ethical edgelording. They believe in the importance of edge as a way to find one's self, both encouraging it in their members and aiding those who need their help to find a healthier way to express their feelings. It's essentially art therapy, just with a darker aesthetic. They're also on a crusade against the Edge Flight and Endmaker's followers in order to protect ethical edge and prevent Endmaker from regaining her full creativity-destroying power. Oh, plus it's personal because they kidnapped Distorticon's wife. He used to work as a fodder trainer back in the olden days when the Enforcer's clan lived in mainland Light territory shortly after they left the Tangled Wood, but he doesn't speak about what he did during that period and no one can confirm anything other than that he's got battle training from somewhere.
Along with all of the other things he does, being the overachiever he is, Distorticon is also part of the Hewn Suburbs' council of elders and leaders. As one of the only residents who directly interacted with/served under the Enforcer, he's in charge of the often dangerous job of deciding who manages their temple, processing tributes, and otherwise maintaining relations with them and their patrol staff. This has earned him quite a bit of ire and is one of many reasons, along with the latter's spite at him managing to be successful as a Plague Imperial in Light territory, why Mistake doesn't like him.
Fun fact: I'm pretty sure that this dude is the first dragon I ever bought who wasn't a direct representation of one of my Neopets/OCs.
Art by me (TheEnforcer).
Doodle from Archerfish.
Art from DrShadowCypher.
Art from Sciatica.
Humanized by Velichorus.
Leader of the Ascendant Edge clan, a big, happy family dedicated to ethical edgelording. They believe in the importance of edge as a way to find one's self, both encouraging it in their members and aiding those who need their help to find a healthier way to express their feelings. It's essentially art therapy, just with a darker aesthetic. They're also on a crusade against the Edge Flight and Endmaker's followers in order to protect ethical edge and prevent Endmaker from regaining her full creativity-destroying power. Oh, plus it's personal because they kidnapped Distorticon's wife. He used to work as a fodder trainer back in the olden days when the Enforcer's clan lived in mainland Light territory shortly after they left the Tangled Wood, but he doesn't speak about what he did during that period and no one can confirm anything other than that he's got battle training from somewhere.
Along with all of the other things he does, being the overachiever he is, Distorticon is also part of the Hewn Suburbs' council of elders and leaders. As one of the only residents who directly interacted with/served under the Enforcer, he's in charge of the often dangerous job of deciding who manages their temple, processing tributes, and otherwise maintaining relations with them and their patrol staff. This has earned him quite a bit of ire and is one of many reasons, along with the latter's spite at him managing to be successful as a Plague Imperial in Light territory, why Mistake doesn't like him.
Fun fact: I'm pretty sure that this dude is the first dragon I ever bought who wasn't a direct representation of one of my Neopets/OCs.
Art & Such
drakota77749 wrote:
Your first bottle of black nail polish. Shiny patent leather boots. Spiked bracelets, choker necklaces, safety pin earrings. Hair either pitch black or a kaleidoscope of colors, waist long or ear short. A shirt from your favorite band, worn threadbare and loved sacred. You may only be passing through, or this may become your home, but whatever the outcome, finding yourself is never "just a phase".
Vibe from drakota77749.
Vibe from drakota77749.
Valtrue wrote:
Half of a whole,
Whole of an empty heart.
Or is he?
Maybe he likes the look.
Whatever the reason,
Whatever the charm.
He helps you find yourself,
His charisma can disarm.
A good product he always gives,
He always delivers.
Find yourself, you say?
Distorticon can help you on your way!
Poem from Valtrue.
Whole of an empty heart.
Or is he?
Maybe he likes the look.
Whatever the reason,
Whatever the charm.
He helps you find yourself,
His charisma can disarm.
A good product he always gives,
He always delivers.
Find yourself, you say?
Distorticon can help you on your way!
Poem from Valtrue.
Art by me (TheEnforcer).
Doodle from Archerfish.
Art from DrShadowCypher.
Art from Sciatica.
Humanized by Velichorus.
Reviews
lemonjuiice wrote:
I had to go with Distoricion here! His natural genes are already so stunning and 3-dimensional while his apparel really ties it all together. Lovely art in the bio, too~
Meii wrote:
Um yes, everything about Distortion is a yes from me. So much so that I must go find an opal dragon in the AH now. lmao
Nyaseoki wrote:
he does look tough, even though "he's EDGY and he knows it" made me laugh
Success wrote:
The opal gene even has the colour blood, this guy has been tho there share of fights. I wouldn't want to mess with them
Madsyte wrote:
Imperials have to be one of my favorite breeds. Distorticon is amazing, love his dark colors. Blood opal is very pretty!
Pineappleblood wrote:
I'm sorry but Distorticon is perfection at its best
SakraKaine wrote:
I absolutely love him. Not only is he a black and dark red dragon, which is my favorite color combo, he's got a heckin hood! He's the best and I love him.
Cr8 wrote:
I really like this guy's looks !
mosseborb wrote:
kmg...cryinf...hes....beautiful
fallani wrote:
I love Distorticon! The way the opal layers with the crystal and facet is just so pretty ;-; Also his familiar matches so well!
Meii wrote:
Ah yes my sweet love we meet again, I will take you away with me! I was just thinking that I wanted more warriors dragons as well. I'm just gonna yeet this man into my lair don't mind me. :)
addams wrote:
ok i love the edgelord theme in ur lair. he's so edgy aaand i love it
CrashingKittens wrote:
black and red. HELLO 
DragonSquid wrote:
Distorticon looks like a god of destruction.
sunbones wrote:
DAD FRIEND ghsdfhsgf I love him, he's going to take all his emo kids to the Hot Topic and go to Denny's afterwards. On top of of looking good, he has great lore- he's such a lovable character:'D
goldlake wrote:
Ahhh love his opal its really amazing on him
koidei wrote:
honestly, how could i not pick this guy. there's no contest.
absolutely gorgeous guy
absolutely gorgeous guy
MagicMistle wrote:
This boyo is so edgy and I love him
Luunai wrote:
This page was super hard to choose from - I at least wanted to pick Lucifer and Unoriginality as well. But I just had to go with Distorticon, because I'm in awe with his whole breathtaking appearance. His body looks like its made of pure steel, gems, and armor, and I can't get over how perfectly well the Opal matches the starsilks. The additional red nuances and details are spot-on, and yes, he just might be my most favourite dragon of your lair so far.
NecroticroseQT wrote:
Distorticon has a lot of love as I can see, and for good reason. His overall dark aura seems to stand out from the rest of his darker peers.. and he really just seems to be quite threatening. The art in his bio is lovely. He reminds me a lot of some sort of cult leader, which I think has really cool vibes.
a0NRSId wrote:
i adore the reds on distorticon dioshfug so preettyy
SetoPool wrote:
EDGELORD DAD! I had to choose him for the lore alone, and I love how he has this wholesome edginess energy so much. Therapy? With my edge? More likely than you'd think.
Also the way blood opal looks on him is absolutely gorgeous so I had to choose him.
And the bloodsong silk was so subtle I didnt even notice at first :o
Also the way blood opal looks on him is absolutely gorgeous so I had to choose him.
And the bloodsong silk was so subtle I didnt even notice at first :o
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