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Greetings!
Welcome to the phone line for UUUSHB's HQ!

My name is [REDACTED] and I will be taking your call. Please be aware that we may record your call for training purposes.

1. If you are here to inquire about our Rule of Banescales please press one.
2. If you wish to inquire about potential employment opportunities, please press two.
3. Should you wish to lodge a complaint, please press the red button at the bottom of your device's screen with the phone symbol on it.
4. If you are calling to claim compensation from a high speed accident you were involved in with one of our members, please press four.
5. If you need to speak to our operator, please hold. This may take longer than you are willing to wait, so we urge you to revisit option three.

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[/I]The Rule of Banescales are a proud family that hunt alongside the Frontline and contribute to Singularity's agenda. While each banescale in this family enjoys being flashy, each is a skilled and efficient hunter with all the instincts of their ancient ancestors. As such, there may be a delay in responding to inquiries. Please allow up to 20 business days for your inquiry to receive a response.

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Please contact us on 0800-U-GOOD-BRO? for any enquiries relating to our products. For further assistance, you may be put through to an operator. Please note that we record all calls for training purposes. Please report to our front desk if you wish to enquire about our special deals or packages. If you wish to file a legal claim against us, please enter conference room 4. Quickly.

Disclaimer:
We are in no way affiliated with dragons. Please alert us to anyone who claims that we are affiliated with dragons, or file a report if you suspect one of our members of being a dragon.
We do not claim ownership over every being that falls within our jurisdiction, and cannot enact new laws or legally enforce existing laws.
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