Nerdywitch's Clan

Write your lore like you're running out of time!

Venerable Lair

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Clan Info

If a dragon is Unsorted and hibernating/in my Entrance and unnamed, they are most likely for sale. Ask me about them.

Dragons named Magelet are being sent to Spacedaddy.

Mods, I play mainly on a laptop but also sometimes on mobile.

༻✧ Astrolibri Clan ✧༺

-ˋˏ ༻Wither // Pronouns Vary // FR time + 2 // etc. ༺ ˎˊ-

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About Me

HI!! I won't post my real name here, but you can call me Wither, which is my IRL witch name. Special thanks to Claudiaan for donating 350kt so I can live in the Archives! HUGE thanks to KnightFalls for donating 500kt and 1kg! Currently, I need 450kt for my next expansion. I will accept any artwork of my dragons! My birthday is March 29th, so if you want to, leave a gift in the CR for me! (I do not have any room for dragons ATM, so treasure/gems are welcome!). I'm going through a Questioning phase where I'm trying out different genders. Current gender is Genderflux (varying gender and intensity) and I just go by xe/xem/xyr. But I don't mind if you slip with she/her sometimes. A lot of people do that. Most of the "only color combo" things are ubexalted, not out of all. I might send random friend requests if I'm dared to do so in truth or dare, just so you're prepared. Also, half of my dragons are gay :)

About My Clan

(Note: One day IRL is one year canonically. If they are 6 days old in their counter, they are 6 years old in my lore, and everyone matures fully by 2 weeks) Go to the Tourmaline Archives. Open the main green doors and take an immediate left. Keep going straight and you’ll eventually see a spiral staircase. Keep going up to the second floor, then get off and head straight, following the left wall until you see a sign. It won’t be anything special, just a small iron plaque on the wall, saying, “Tower of Starsight”, but go up the Tower of Starsight and eventually you will come across a dark blue door embedded with small purple stars. Enter and you will find an impossibly big room filled with scroll racks and telescopes and dragons of all colors and breeds. The walls are almost all windows, letting sunlight shine through during the day and stars glimmer at night. This is where the Astrolibri Clan lives. They enchanted the Lair when they arrived to be large enough to house everything they bring in, no matter how massive, and not show on the outside, with as many rooms as they need on the inside. Now, over 100 dragons live there, each with a unique purpose. Some catalog stars, some weather patterns, some scrolls. But all of them pitch in to make the clan a beautiful and safe haven for all in need who come begging. They are nocturnal, although a few social ones rise in the afternoon to go to the Trading Post and fairgrounds. Here, gossip and hate has no effect. Here, an Aberration named Hyacinth and his Council of the Cosmos rule with generosity and love. Here, all are welcome, no matter their past. But rumors swirl around their clan like the flames on Hyacinth. Dragons whisper to each other in shadowy hallways. “Hyacinth is all-powerful.” They say. “He can change everything with a flick of his claws.” “He could end realm hunger with barely a thought.” “He’s like a deity, and they worship him.” The dragons of the clan try to discourage the rumor-spreaders whenever they meet them, but nothing ever helps. Hyacinth told them to put it out of their minds and focus on their work about a week into the rumors. They try, but many are struggling when they see dragons whispering to each other as members of the clan pass by.

Wait a minute...

Dragon lore in progress. Current completed lore: Nebula, Pastel, Morgan
My Dragon Lore is not an epic poem. It's just a short blurb with the dragon and a thing or two about them linked in a mini-story.

My clan motto: One person's fodder-priced dragon on the AH is another person's valuable additions to their clan. (It's me, I'm the other person)

Egg Adoption

Join the pinglist for my egg adoption!

Idc what you think. Minnesota rocks.

I will always treasure this day...

(For those of you who can't read it, it's 500kt and 1kg)

Ways to Keep Your Sanity and Make Others Lose Theirs

1. sit in parked a car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down

2. page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice

3. every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that

4. put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in"

5. order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face

6. specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

7.skip rather than walk

8. don't use any punctuation

9. sing along at the opera

10. five days in advanced tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood

11. have your friends address you by your wrestling name, rock bottom

12. when money comes out of the cash machine scream "i won, i won!"

13.when leaving the zoo, start running toward the car park screaming "run for your lives, they're loose!"

14. find a good parking spot at the mall during rush hour and park in it with your reverse lights on

15. Anytime someone asks you 'why' reply with 'because im batman'

16. Wait until there are a bunch of people, look in the fridge casually, and jump back, slamming the fridge door saying, "IT'S MOVING IT'S MOVING!!"

17. Talk to yourself sort of quietly, but people can hear you (in public) and then scream, "BECAUSE I SAID SO!"

18. Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOSH, I'M HIDEOUS!"

19. Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'

20. Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.

21. Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.

22. Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.

23. Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.

24. Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.

25. Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.

26. In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."

27. At a busy public bathroom, draw a small spider with black marker on a toilet paper square.

28. put this on your page and make someone else smile