HorseLuver's Clan

Always on the search for a good roleplay. Hmu!


Ways to Keep Your Sanity:
1. Sit in parked a car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that.
4. Put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in".
5. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face.
6. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
7. Skip rather than walk.
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. Sing along at the opera.
10. Five days in advanced tell your friends you cant go to their party because you aren't in the mood.
11. Have your friends address you by your wrestling name, rock bottom.
12. When money comes out of the cash machine scream "I won, I won!"
13. When leaving the zoo, start running toward the car park screaming "run for your lives, they're loose!"
14. Find a good parking spot at the mall, during rush hour, and park in it with your reverse lights on.
15. Type the last thing you did and add "Because I'm Batman" at the end.
16. Wear a shirt that says, "Life," stand on a street corner, and hand out lemons.
17. Make vanilla pudding. Put it in a mayo jar, and then proceed to eat it in public.
18. Buy a parrot and teach him to say, "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!"
19. Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.
20. Wait until there are a bunch of people, look in the fridge casually, and jump back, slamming the fridge door saying, IT'S MOVING IT'S MOVING!
21. Put this on your page and make someone else smile!