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Mighty Lair

along the

Wiretangle Walk

Clan Info

THE CORPORATION WELCOMES YOU, AND HOPES YOU ENJOY YOUR STAY. WE BID THAT YOU READ THIS PAMPHLET OF RULES AND INFORMATION, AND BROWSE THE ARCHIVES AND RECORDS OF CLAN LIFE THAT WE HAVE LEFT YOU.

In the desolate desert stands a beacon of prosperity. Six dark towers rise from the horizon, one higher than the others and constantly hailed by a barrage of electricity. If one looks close enough, they can see the shapes of dragons, illuminated by this lightning, dancing around it, moving from tower to ground to tower, in constant motion. A thriving organisation.

STRIKE CORP was founded 25BBE, and has since become a hub for innovation and technological development. Recent incorporation of the supernatural has only increased productivity. Now that you're here, we suspect you'll be staying a while. Most dragons do.

A NOTE FROM THE BOSS

Rules and Regulations (they're here so you all have no excuse not to follow them. I don't want to hear it)

-No more 'team building' prank wars between towers. You know Covert Operations will win so what is even the point anymore.
-Innovation tower - no more experiments between the hours of 10pm to 7am. Some of us are trying to sleep and also working that much cannot be good for you
-Please for the love of all the gods stop trying to stage interventions for Mirkwood
-Rosalin, Fabula has specifically requested that you give her some peace so I'm writing that down here
-If you get hurt, please go and see someone about it. We don't need anyone else fainting mid-dinner party.
-Don't bother to antagonise Dorian. Just leave him alone and I'm sure the rumours will die down soon enough.
-No more karaoke at game night. I won't go through that again
-Whatever non-work thing you are thinking of doing during work hours. Don't.
-Don't overdo it on festivals. We still have quotas to meet.
-When there is a board meeting, don't interrupt it. The pretty rock you found can wait. Nero this is directed mainly at you but please don't cry when you read this it's just that the Spark Industries CEO wasn't really impressed last time.
-Please try and act professional when we have visitors. They don't need to know what we're really like.
-Whisper is in charge when I am not here
-Finally: Heron - none of these rules apply to you. You're an angel and we're so happy you're here.

- Also, if you have an interview with me tomorrow, don't be late.

(artwork by drytil!)

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