Gramps' Clan
SWIGGITY SWAG, I'M NOT AN OLD BAG
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HELLO. MY NAME IS CLARENCE. MY YOUNGEST GRANDSON TOLD ME THAT I SHOULD TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS BECAUSE I YELL A LOT. THIS IS UNTRUE. BUT BIGGER LETTERS MAKE THINGS EASIER TO READ, SO I WILL WRITE LIKE THIS. HE ALSO CLAIMS THAT I AM DEAF, BUT I AM NOT DEAF. EVERYONE JUST LIKES TO MUMBLE NOWADAYS. MY GRANDCHILDREN AND DAUGHTER PLAY THIS SITE, AND MY GRANDSONS SIGNED ME UP. I WANTED TO BE CALLED SOMETHING NIFTY LIKE 'FIRETONGUE' OR 'SMOKEDRAKE', BUT INSTEAD I AM 'GRAMPS'. OH WELL. I WOULD WAGER THAT I AM STILL THE COOLEST GRANDPA ON THIS SITE. DRAGONS ARE THE BEST MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE. SPARKLY CORPSES OR MANGY MUTTS HAVE NOTHING ON FIRE-BREATHING GIANT LIZARDS! J.R.R. TOLKIEN'S BOOKS ALSO HAPPEN TO BE MY FAVORITE SERIES. I SWEAR THAT KIDS THESE DAYS WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD BOOK IF IT PUNCHED THEM IN THE FACE. IF YOU TELL ME THAT YOU LIKE TWILIGHT OR SOME SUCH GARBAGE, I WILL PROBABLY VOMIT ON YOU. PEOPLE SAY THAT I'M A CANTANKEROUS OLD MAN, BUT I PREFER THE TERM 'STRAIGHT SHOOTER'. AT ANY RATE, I THINK I'M A LOT MORE INTERESTING THAN THOSE GEEZERS WHO SIT AROUND ALL DAY AND BAKE COOKIES.
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