[quote=The Curse of Being an Ex-Casino Worker][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=42063539][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/420636/42063539p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Tesla:[/b] *doing intense card tricks*[/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=40831805][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/408319/40831805p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Lila:[/b] *intensely watching*[/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=42063539][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/420636/42063539p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Tesla:[/b] *does the card raindow*[/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=40831805][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/408319/40831805p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Lila:[/b] *lunges at cards, knocking them everywhere*[/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=42063539][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/420636/42063539p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Tesla:[/b] ...Lila why?[/columns][/quote]
[quote="My Coli Team Doesn't Know How to Be Evil"][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=44468361][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/444684/44468361p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Noctbloom:[/b] Are you a REAL villain?[/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=45411745][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/454118/45411745p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Schade:[/b] Well, technically, nah.[/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=44468361][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/444684/44468361p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Noctbloom:[/b] Have you ever caught a good guy? Like, a real superhero?[/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=45411745][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/454118/45411745p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Schade:[/b] Nah.[/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=45448802][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/454489/45448802p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Vanity:[/b] *intensely shakes head no*[/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=44468361][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/444684/44468361p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Noctbloom:[/b] Well, have you ever tried a disguise?[/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=45411745][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/454118/45411745p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Schade:[/b] Nah, nah.[/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=45448802][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/454489/45448802p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Vanity:[/b] *intensely shakes head no again*[/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=44468361][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/444684/44468361p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Noctbloom:[/b] Alright! Well, I can see that I will have to TEACH you how to be villains![/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=44468361][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/444684/44468361p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Noctbloom:[/b] *suddenly has saxaphone* *starts jammin out*[/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=45411745][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/454118/45411745p.png[/img][/url] [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=45448802][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/454489/45448802p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Schade and Vanity:[/b] (at the end off rif) HEY![/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=44468361][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/444684/44468361p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Noctbloom:[/b] *lays down another rif*[/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=45411745][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/454118/45411745p.png[/img][/url] [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=45448802][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/454489/45448802p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Schade and Vanity:[/b] WE ARE NUMBER ONE, [b]HEY![/b][/columns][/quote]
It's funny bc they're all almost lvl 25
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@Darkmoonbreeder
EEYYYYYYYYY remember these bro?!
@Kano3Shuuya
Welcome Back! If you want a link to them use the badge!
It has a link back to the thread
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Bumping with another of my Coliseum skits <3
[quote=Coli 101][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=45448802][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/454489/45448802p.png[/img][/url][nextcol]Vanity: Okay scamps, welcome to Coli Training 101. My name is Vanity, There are only two rules to my training program, 1) I'm always right 2) Don't you DARE touch me or my clothing.[/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=47094275][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/470943/47094275p.png[/img][/url][nextcol](Fodder): Yes ma'am![/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=45448802][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/454489/45448802p.png[/img][/url][nextcol]Vanity: Good, now let's go find something to kill- I mean [i]practice[/i] on.[/columns]
[center][i][size=6][font=gabriola]~Later~[/size][/font][/i][/center]
[columns][item=Southmarsh Podid][nextcol]*wobbling around looking for something to eat*[/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=45448802][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/454489/45448802p.png[/img][/url][nextcol]Vanity: (whispered)Look, there's a Podid. Let's try to sneak up on it.[/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=47094275][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/470943/47094275p.png[/img][/url][nextcol]Fodder: *steps on a stick* *loud crunch*[/columns][columns][item=Southmarsh Podid][nextcol]*snaps head up* *snarls*[/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=45448802][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/454489/45448802p.png[/img][/url][nextcol]Vanity: Augh, good goin kid, now it knows we're here! *jumps out of the brush almost on top of the Podid* You wanna go buddy?! U WANNA GO?![/columns][columns][item=Southmarsh Podid][nextcol]*growl* *snarl* *paws at ground*[/columns][columns][item=Southmarsh Podid][nextcol]*swipes at Vanity's dress* *catches and shreds the hem*[/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=45448802][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/454489/45448802p.png[/img][/url][nextcol]Vanity: *GASP* NO. YOU. DIDN'T. [b][i]NO ONE. TOUCHES. MY. CLOTHES.[/i][/b] AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *obliderates Podid*[/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=47094275][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/470943/47094275p.png[/img][/url][nextcol]Fodder: *stares wide-eyed in horror*[/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=45448802][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/454489/45448802p.png[/img][/url][nextcol]Vanity: *walks back to where her pupil was hiding in the bushes* (she's covered in blood) Well, *rubs hands together, is suddenly cheery* I hope you've learned something today! Since we didn't really do much today, tomorrow we'll have to double-up our lessons, but you can handle that right? *looks over at the dragonet*[/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=47094275][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/470943/47094275p.png[/img][/url][nextcol]Fodder: *is already half-way back to the lair*[/columns] [/quote]
Vanity: Okay scamps, welcome to Coli Training 101. My name is Vanity, There are only two rules to my training program, 1) I'm always right 2) Don't you DARE touch me or my clothing.
(Fodder): Yes ma'am!
Vanity: Good, now let's go find something to kill- I mean practice on.
~Later~
Southmarsh Podid
Familiar
This Podid is capable of holding its breath for up to two hours, during which time it will take a nap. Tread lightly in the marsh.
2800
*wobbling around looking for something to eat*
Vanity: (whispered)Look, there's a Podid. Let's try to sneak up on it.
Fodder: *steps on a stick* *loud crunch*
Southmarsh Podid
Familiar
This Podid is capable of holding its breath for up to two hours, during which time it will take a nap. Tread lightly in the marsh.
2800
*snaps head up* *snarls*
Vanity: Augh, good goin kid, now it knows we're here! *jumps out of the brush almost on top of the Podid* You wanna go buddy?! U WANNA GO?!
Southmarsh Podid
Familiar
This Podid is capable of holding its breath for up to two hours, during which time it will take a nap. Tread lightly in the marsh.
2800
*growl* *snarl* *paws at ground*
Southmarsh Podid
Familiar
This Podid is capable of holding its breath for up to two hours, during which time it will take a nap. Tread lightly in the marsh.
2800
*swipes at Vanity's dress* *catches and shreds the hem*
Vanity: *walks back to where her pupil was hiding in the bushes* (she's covered in blood) Well, *rubs hands together, is suddenly cheery* I hope you've learned something today! Since we didn't really do much today, tomorrow we'll have to double-up our lessons, but you can handle that right? *looks over at the dragonet*
Fodder: *is already half-way back to the lair*
So carry me from these walls, brother of mine. Show me the world outside, it has to be true. I'm counting on you to be my wings and my eyes.
[quote=Thievery][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=15050098][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/150501/15050098p.png[/img][/url]: "Listen. All I'm saying is that you're a bad influence on him!"
[url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=46530779][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/465308/46530779p.png[/img][/url]: "A bad influence? Me?? I'm a [i]great[/i] guardian!"
[url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=46816338][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/468164/46816338p.png[/img][/url]: "Look big brother! I got a bracelet!"
[img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/465308/46530779p.png[/img]: "Nice job kid-"
[img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/150501/15050098p.png[/img]: "And [i]where did you get that young man?[/i]"
[img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/468164/46816338p.png[/img]: *proudly* "I nabbed it off a rich jerk."
[img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/150501/15050098p.png[/img]:
[img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/465308/46530779p.png[/img]: *Laughing* "That's my boy! I'll get you some candies later."
[img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/150501/15050098p.png[/img]: *Shocked silence*[/quote]
: "Listen. All I'm saying is that you're a bad influence on him!" : "A bad influence? Me?? I'm a great guardian!" : "Look big brother! I got a bracelet!"
: "Nice job kid-"
: "And where did you get that young man?"
: *proudly* "I nabbed it off a rich jerk."
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: *Laughing* "That's my boy! I'll get you some candies later."
: *Shocked silence*
[img]http://i.imgur.com/7xmmeMg.png[/img]
[color=7930b5]Here's one for a new member of my clan!
[quote=Magical Mishap]
[img]http://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/394060/39405999p.png[/img]: Apologize.
[img]http://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/479189/47918853p.png[/img]: It's not [i]my[/i] fault he got in the way!
[img]http://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/394060/39405999p.png[/img]: [i]Apologize....[/i]
[img]http://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/479189/47918853p.png[/img]: *huffs* Fine.
[img]http://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/479189/47918853p.png[/img]: Look, I didn't mean to hit you with the scatterscroll, but... you're now... very... bright?
[img]http://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/455439/45543862p.png[/img]: ...
@ObsidianMage
What the eyeburner! Surely the scatter scroll was completely intentional accidental
Casually ripped dialogue from a RussianBadger video and Sornieth-ified.
[img]https://i.postimg.cc/X71j7CKg/lynx-headshot.png[/img]: Welcome to the Coliseum, or as the ones in charge call it, the 'thinking man's action game.' The perfect balance between intense combat, strategy, and above all else, TEAMWORK.
[img]https://i.postimg.cc/C5Pg138K/maya-headshot.png[/img]: Get OUT, of my ELIMINATE!
[img]https://i.postimg.cc/C5Pg138K/maya-headshot.png[/img]: I'M CALLING THE POLICE.
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Casually ripped dialogue from a RussianBadger video and Sornieth-ified.
: Welcome to the Coliseum, or as the ones in charge call it, the 'thinking man's action game.' The perfect balance between intense combat, strategy, and above all else, TEAMWORK.
: Get OUT, of my ELIMINATE!
: I'M CALLING THE POLICE.
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: Hello? Yes I'll hold.
[quote=AH Venture][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=35570034][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/355701/35570034p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Archeus:[/b] *casually browsing aroung the AH* Hmm, I should get a matching Coliseum team...[/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=44468361][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/444684/44468361p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Noctbloom:[/b] *SCOFF*[/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=35570034][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/355701/35570034p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Archeus:[/b] What? You guys don't quite match! And I wouldn't be replacing you, you guys are worth too much time and treasure! (muttered to self) [i]Even though I could get, like, 40kt if I exalted you...[/i][/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=44468361][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/444684/44468361p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Noctbloom:[/b] What was that?[/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=35570034][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/355701/35570034p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Archeus:[/b] Oh, nothing...[/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=45411745][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/454118/45411745p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Schade:[/b] And what do you mean we don't match?! Noctbloom's an XXY, I'm an XXY, and Vanity's an XY-oh.[/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=45448802][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/454489/45448802p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Vanity:[/b] Hey guys, what are you talking about?[/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=45411745][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/454118/45411745p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Schade:[/b] NOTHING[/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=35570034][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/355701/35570034p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Archeus:[/b] Umm...Guys..? *suddenly has 6 random Wildclaws and a Bogsneak behind him*[/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=47207790][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/472078/47207790p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Wildberry:[/b] Hi! Are you three going to be the ones training us?[/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=47366241][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/473663/47366241p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Riptide:[/b] [i]Snrrr[/i][/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=44468361][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/444684/44468361p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Noctbloom:[/b] *facepalm* Archeus, I thought you said you wanted a [i][b]matching[/b][/i] Coliseum team. None of these guys match.[/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=35570034][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/355701/35570034p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Archeus:[/b] BUT I FOUND THEM IN A CORNER AND THEY WERE COLD AND HUNGRY AND THE PURPLE ONE WAS GIVING ME PUPPY DOG EYES *sob*[/columns][/quote]
BUT WAIT- there's more...
[quote=Never Knew Noctbloom Could Meme][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=44468361][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/444684/44468361p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Noctbloom:[/b] *whew* I killed so many Tick-Tocks in the Training Fields that I'm surprised it's still popular![/columns][/quote]
[quote=So Evil, Like, Terribly Evil][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=40795171][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/407952/40795171p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Marjani:[/b] I'm so evil, like, the essence of evil, I don't know how I'm not ruler of the world right now.[/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=41284338][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/412844/41284338p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Union:[/b] Honey-[/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=40795171][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/407952/40795171p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Marjani:[/b] Like, my soul is black I'm so evil. Civilizations tremble when they hear my name![/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=41284338][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/412844/41284338p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Union:[/b] Dear-[/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=40795171][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/407952/40795171p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Marjani:[/b] Even the gods themselves bow before me! No one dares stand up to rebel against me![/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=41284338][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/412844/41284338p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Union:[/b] Schnuckums, come have some cookies.[/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=40795171][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/407952/40795171p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Marjani:[/b] Ooo, cookies![/columns][/quote]
[quote=Buzz Buzz Mother Fuzzer][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=47048046][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/470481/47048046p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Queen:[/b] *Buzz buzz buzzzz*[/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=47499127][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/474992/47499127p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Drone:[/b] *Buzz buzz* *tries to land on Blossom*[/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=46954813][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/469549/46954813p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Blossom:[/b] Guys stop it![/columns][columns][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=47048046][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/470481/47048046p.png[/img][/url][nextcol][b]Queen:[/b] *BUZZZZ*[/columns][/quote]
Archeus: *casually browsing aroung the AH* Hmm, I should get a matching Coliseum team...
Noctbloom: *SCOFF*
Archeus: What? You guys don't quite match! And I wouldn't be replacing you, you guys are worth too much time and treasure! (muttered to self) Even though I could get, like, 40kt if I exalted you...
Noctbloom: What was that?
Archeus: Oh, nothing...
Schade: And what do you mean we don't match?! Noctbloom's an XXY, I'm an XXY, and Vanity's an XY-oh.
Vanity: Hey guys, what are you talking about?
Schade: NOTHING
Archeus: Umm...Guys..? *suddenly has 6 random Wildclaws and a Bogsneak behind him*
Wildberry: Hi! Are you three going to be the ones training us?
Riptide:Snrrr
Noctbloom: *facepalm* Archeus, I thought you said you wanted a matching Coliseum team. None of these guys match.
Archeus: BUT I FOUND THEM IN A CORNER AND THEY WERE COLD AND HUNGRY AND THE PURPLE ONE WAS GIVING ME PUPPY DOG EYES *sob*
BUT WAIT- there's more...
Never Knew Noctbloom Could Meme wrote:
Noctbloom: *whew* I killed so many Tick-Tocks in the Training Fields that I'm surprised it's still popular!
So Evil, Like, Terribly Evil wrote:
Marjani: I'm so evil, like, the essence of evil, I don't know how I'm not ruler of the world right now.
Union: Honey-
Marjani: Like, my soul is black I'm so evil. Civilizations tremble when they hear my name!
Union: Dear-
Marjani: Even the gods themselves bow before me! No one dares stand up to rebel against me!
Union: Schnuckums, come have some cookies.
Marjani: Ooo, cookies!
Buzz Buzz Mother Fuzzer wrote:
Queen: *Buzz buzz buzzzz*
Drone: *Buzz buzz* *tries to land on Blossom*
Blossom: Guys stop it!
Queen: *BUZZZZ*
So carry me from these walls, brother of mine. Show me the world outside, it has to be true. I'm counting on you to be my wings and my eyes.