Sent some items.
Say this one out loud:
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff. BAA-DUMM-TSS
Say this one out loud:
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff. BAA-DUMM-TSS
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Raffles & Giveaways
Share your raffles and giveaways with the Flight Rising community.
TOPIC | (OVER) Camp Elf
Uh I'm never really good with jokes and my favorite are more of the laffy taffy variety or are anti jokes so uh..
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
or
Knock knock
Whose there?
To.
To who?
To whom.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
or
Knock knock
Whose there?
To.
To who?
To whom.
Uh I'm never really good with jokes and my favorite are more of the laffy taffy variety or are anti jokes so uh..
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
or
Knock knock
Whose there?
To.
To who?
To whom.
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.
or
Knock knock
Whose there?
To.
To who?
To whom.
You guys are hysterical! ^^ I'm working through some PMs and CRs right now, thank you for your patience! I got a little busier than expected today so I'll be posting some winners from yesterday within the hour, I hope!! <3
You guys are hysterical! ^^ I'm working through some PMs and CRs right now, thank you for your patience! I got a little busier than expected today so I'll be posting some winners from yesterday within the hour, I hope!! <3
sent in some items
for my joke
asks daughter, "whats a funny joke for this raffle?"
Daughter replies, "why not send in yourself, your a joke?"
Mom cries in corner
for my joke
asks daughter, "whats a funny joke for this raffle?"
Daughter replies, "why not send in yourself, your a joke?"
Mom cries in corner
sent in some items
for my joke
asks daughter, "whats a funny joke for this raffle?"
Daughter replies, "why not send in yourself, your a joke?"
Mom cries in corner
for my joke
asks daughter, "whats a funny joke for this raffle?"
Daughter replies, "why not send in yourself, your a joke?"
Mom cries in corner
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Thanks again to everyone for their patience. :) I have let RNG determine five winners for yesterday's event, and each of you will receive your items shortly!
Please offer a warm congrats to @SealedSalt, @BlackSherruk, @Rhabdo, @chisayo, and @Saraceaser!
I have a pile of goodies for each of you and I'll get them out ASAP!
Thanks again to everyone for their patience. :) I have let RNG determine five winners for yesterday's event, and each of you will receive your items shortly!
Please offer a warm congrats to @SealedSalt, @BlackSherruk, @Rhabdo, @chisayo, and @Saraceaser!
I have a pile of goodies for each of you and I'll get them out ASAP!
Bonus: I'll share a very short story I wrote, that appeared in the anthology, Re-Vamp.
The sun set and I opened my eyes. The coffin was closed above me, just as it should have been, but something felt wrong.
I lay still as the dead, listening. My human servant was humming softly, unconcerned. I opened the lid.
She looked at me with a delighted smile. “You look good tonight,” she said, as she always does, but there was an extra twinkle in her eyes.
I lifted my hand toward her cheek and stopped, looking down at myself. I was covered, head to toe, in glitter paint.
She laughed gaily as I sparkled in the candlelight.
(This is a drabble—a story of exactly 100 words, not including the byline and title.)
The sun set and I opened my eyes. The coffin was closed above me, just as it should have been, but something felt wrong.
I lay still as the dead, listening. My human servant was humming softly, unconcerned. I opened the lid.
She looked at me with a delighted smile. “You look good tonight,” she said, as she always does, but there was an extra twinkle in her eyes.
I lifted my hand toward her cheek and stopped, looking down at myself. I was covered, head to toe, in glitter paint.
She laughed gaily as I sparkled in the candlelight.
* * *
(This is a drabble—a story of exactly 100 words, not including the byline and title.)
Bonus: I'll share a very short story I wrote, that appeared in the anthology, Re-Vamp.
The sun set and I opened my eyes. The coffin was closed above me, just as it should have been, but something felt wrong.
I lay still as the dead, listening. My human servant was humming softly, unconcerned. I opened the lid.
She looked at me with a delighted smile. “You look good tonight,” she said, as she always does, but there was an extra twinkle in her eyes.
I lifted my hand toward her cheek and stopped, looking down at myself. I was covered, head to toe, in glitter paint.
She laughed gaily as I sparkled in the candlelight.
(This is a drabble—a story of exactly 100 words, not including the byline and title.)
The sun set and I opened my eyes. The coffin was closed above me, just as it should have been, but something felt wrong.
I lay still as the dead, listening. My human servant was humming softly, unconcerned. I opened the lid.
She looked at me with a delighted smile. “You look good tonight,” she said, as she always does, but there was an extra twinkle in her eyes.
I lifted my hand toward her cheek and stopped, looking down at myself. I was covered, head to toe, in glitter paint.
She laughed gaily as I sparkled in the candlelight.
* * *
(This is a drabble—a story of exactly 100 words, not including the byline and title.)
PLAY IS SACRED 
@minty
Sending donations to you now! :D
[b]Bonus:[/b]
There's quite a bit of stuff that I find funny as I'm usually pretty easy to amuse, so I'm going to post more than one thing. It's hard for me to pick just one. :3
I'm fond of jokey illustrations, comics, and funny moments in anime, movies, games, etc.
[b]*Note:[/b] Lots of images alert!
[b]Inuyasha[/b]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/QGoIsgT.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/o2SI58z.png[/img]
There's a lot more really funny moments in this anime, I just cannot recall the exact scene at this current time.
[b]Pokémon[/b]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/TKuEdOI.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/pYTUiw4.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/29Dop4F.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/CL0DLtn.jpg[/img]
[b]Other[/b]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/TUo5cMR.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/enpbJTs.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/x4IRaD0.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/q0tmixr.jpg[/img]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/4vcHOro.jpg[/img]
If you enjoy her cute little comics, you can find more on her twitter [url=https://twitter.com/SarahCAndersen]here[/url].
@minty
Sending donations to you now! :D
Bonus:
There's quite a bit of stuff that I find funny as I'm usually pretty easy to amuse, so I'm going to post more than one thing. It's hard for me to pick just one. :3
I'm fond of jokey illustrations, comics, and funny moments in anime, movies, games, etc.
*Note: Lots of images alert!
Inuyasha
There's a lot more really funny moments in this anime, I just cannot recall the exact scene at this current time.
Pokémon
Other
If you enjoy her cute little comics, you can find more on her twitter here.
Sending donations to you now! :D
Bonus:
There's quite a bit of stuff that I find funny as I'm usually pretty easy to amuse, so I'm going to post more than one thing. It's hard for me to pick just one. :3
I'm fond of jokey illustrations, comics, and funny moments in anime, movies, games, etc.
*Note: Lots of images alert!
Inuyasha
There's a lot more really funny moments in this anime, I just cannot recall the exact scene at this current time.
Pokémon
Other
If you enjoy her cute little comics, you can find more on her twitter here.
