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Wanting to solve this mystery without further blowing up the world, in other words, actually think before he acts, the Arcanist orders a massive supply of coffee to be brought to his rooms so that he may stay awake as he attempts to solve this magical leak-out and hopefully not make it worse,
Usually, for regular dragons, about one to two cups per night would be all right, but the thing about deities and coffee is that regular deities see a mug of normal dragon-sized coffee as barely enough to caffeinate a single tooth, much less their limbs, and in the name of dear fates above, the Arcanist’s got eight of them.
And when you've got a hyperactive multi-limbed pink god opting for a good ol' cup of joe -- a pink god prone to blowing up the world at any given second....well, you just might want to get the coffee to him. Fast.
Unfortunately, the Arcanites have very little experience with coffee brewing. The last time some dragon tried to make coffee for their beloved and rather unpredictable Stardad, they sort of hit the wrong lever and...well, let’s just say that first of all, they mistook a piece of lab equipment for a french press, and second of all, nobody was too pleased with the results, which may or may not have had something to do with using a particle accelerator to brew the coffee. And naturally, the Arcanist making coffee is out of the question. Someone needs to teach him that black coffee does not include condensed black hole essence.
Unable to understand the concepts of this hyperactive and highly required substance of which to keep the Arcanist awake for the long nights of studies, and to ensure that he doesn’t accidentally fall asleep and end the world while dreamwalking, the Arcanites would like to ask the other flights for their coffee making expertise! Please send your coffee brewers, dragons (and possibly coffee machines as well) over to the Arcane Flight to help us make and deliver the Arcanist’s massive mugs of coffee!