I walked down the sidewalk of a highway to get a driving lesson
I walked down the sidewalk of a highway to get a driving lesson
""I feel I should apologize for what's happened here... some of my employees took things too far."
I fell asleep on my couch instead of in bed last night, so when I first woke up and I had that moment where I didn't quite know where I was but my body knew I wasn't in my bedroom, I looked up, saw myself in the mirror across the room, and scared the living crap out of myself because I thought it was someone else. I also spent like 2 hours feeling embarrassed about it even though my fiance wasn't even awake to see it.
I fell asleep on my couch instead of in bed last night, so when I first woke up and I had that moment where I didn't quite know where I was but my body knew I wasn't in my bedroom, I looked up, saw myself in the mirror across the room, and scared the living crap out of myself because I thought it was someone else. I also spent like 2 hours feeling embarrassed about it even though my fiance wasn't even awake to see it.
Walked into a closing elevator door.
Thankfully it was quiet at the time and it was in a crew area (or that would of been really embarrassing).
Walked into a closing elevator door.
Thankfully it was quiet at the time and it was in a crew area (or that would of been really embarrassing).
When to a junkyard with my ex to help him find parts to his car. Almost fell twice and got covered in motor oil! Shocked every man there, got weird looks from older guys and the people running the junkyard.
When to a junkyard with my ex to help him find parts to his car. Almost fell twice and got covered in motor oil! Shocked every man there, got weird looks from older guys and the people running the junkyard.
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this was yesterday but i told someone that i like that i “dissected people” by accident
honorable mentions over the past few days: tried to open a car, didn’t realize I could just pull it once the key was turned and ended up falling backwards into the curb and losing my shoe, tried to stick my hand in a vacuum
this was yesterday but i told someone that i like that i “dissected people” by accident
honorable mentions over the past few days: tried to open a car, didn’t realize I could just pull it once the key was turned and ended up falling backwards into the curb and losing my shoe, tried to stick my hand in a vacuum
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It was yesterday but...
I blew on my ice cream trying to cool it down as if it was hot...
It was yesterday but...
I blew on my ice cream trying to cool it down as if it was hot...
yesterday, but I misclicked and accidentally showed my 11-year-old sister a fanfic of a *ahem* certain genre
I was just going through the most read ao3 fics and I pressed the second most read instead of the third most read
yesterday, but I misclicked and accidentally showed my 11-year-old sister a fanfic of a *ahem* certain genre
I was just going through the most read ao3 fics and I pressed the second most read instead of the third most read
changed my username
nah. i wasn't paying attention and cut in front of another car at mcdonald's and was so embarrassed when it wasn't my order
cried a lot today. like a lot
cried a lot today. like a lot
i spent 50$ on pokemon cards lol
i spent 50$ on pokemon cards lol