"Oh look it's a bunch of dead people"
"Please just give me the fire dog that's all I ask"
"Help I've become emotionally attached to a fictional dog I've known for less than 30 minutes"
"It's been less than a minute and everything is on fire"
"Oh look it's a bunch of dead people"
"Please just give me the fire dog that's all I ask"
"Help I've become emotionally attached to a fictional dog I've known for less than 30 minutes"
"It's been less than a minute and everything is on fire"
"Is this another one of your moronic tutu performances or are you just high on milk?"
"Oh, that store lets you buy balls and worthless healing items."
"Is this another one of your moronic tutu performances or are you just high on milk?"
"Oh, that store lets you buy balls and worthless healing items."
I just recited the entire chorus and second half of the Distortionist when my mom asked me about the history of Thanksgiving
And that includes the part where the guy speaks backwards, too
I just recited the entire chorus and second half of the Distortionist when my mom asked me about the history of Thanksgiving
And that includes the part where the guy speaks backwards, too
Oh, but can't you feel it?! The void, it's calling me- Calling all of us! It wants to eat our souls, so that we never ascend to the heavens, it wants to absorb us! It needs sustenance, so that it may expand and envelop this whole useless world! All that muck and grime, the ooze, it will fill every crevice of reality, and it will change the world into a paradise! All you have to do is live to see it!
And why aren't I scared? Because the void is the afterlife, and I am its Grim Reaper!
if you lick his mustache, would it taste like spicy cheetos? next time on game theory
if you lick his mustache, would it taste like spicy cheetos? next time on game theory
“She’s just the hate-love child of two people!”
And
“I’m sure people love it! But I’m not ready to confess my so called love of raptor Jesus just yet.”
“She’s just the hate-love child of two people!”
And
“I’m sure people love it! But I’m not ready to confess my so called love of raptor Jesus just yet.”
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> Kneph/Worm
> He/They/It
> +3 FR
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"yayyyy, i hate Bad Rats!"
"Somebody get these humans a dictionary!"
"And now there's acid on my shoes TOO"
"My shirt landed in a cup of milk"
"This is gonna make it die wait"
"What do you mean where's the avocado, I already GAVE it to you…
How do you lose an avocado???"
"Somebody get these humans a dictionary!"
"And now there's acid on my shoes TOO"
"My shirt landed in a cup of milk"
"This is gonna make it die wait"
"What do you mean where's the avocado, I already GAVE it to you…
How do you lose an avocado???"