"Do the number of toes decrease with every evolution? Yeah, seems like it."
TOPIC | Weird things you've said recently?
"Reason and emotion are the same thing. If I travel back in time and stab both Byron and Rousseau, they'll use fear to make the logical decision you should stay away from the translucent lizard with a knife."
(Proof I am neither logical nor emotional, but a mess of the two)
(Proof I am neither logical nor emotional, but a mess of the two)
"Reason and emotion are the same thing. If I travel back in time and stab both Byron and Rousseau, they'll use fear to make the logical decision you should stay away from the translucent lizard with a knife."
(Proof I am neither logical nor emotional, but a mess of the two)
(Proof I am neither logical nor emotional, but a mess of the two)
Call me Requacy (Pinging Allowed!)(Note to self: Make art for signature)
"She wants to kill him, not splash him on the side of the head with some tap water."
Context: The gun/water pistol emoji. I was gonna make an emojipasta of a song that has to do with guns and kinda forgot about the emoji being changed..
Context: The gun/water pistol emoji. I was gonna make an emojipasta of a song that has to do with guns and kinda forgot about the emoji being changed..
"She wants to kill him, not splash him on the side of the head with some tap water."
Context: The gun/water pistol emoji. I was gonna make an emojipasta of a song that has to do with guns and kinda forgot about the emoji being changed..
Context: The gun/water pistol emoji. I was gonna make an emojipasta of a song that has to do with guns and kinda forgot about the emoji being changed..
Tobias | He/Him | Fiesta de Muertos and The Flying Trapeze (100 hatchling challenges)
Regarding forum games, please only select dragons who have familiars - those are the permanent residents of my lair. Feel free to look through the hibernal den, too
Regarding forum games, please only select dragons who have familiars - those are the permanent residents of my lair. Feel free to look through the hibernal den, too
“Yeehaw buckaroo, Jud go kill yourself, I have no personality other than being a cowboy,”
“Killing babies is cool,”
“Give me your eyes,”
“Killing babies is cool,”
“Give me your eyes,”
“Yeehaw buckaroo, Jud go kill yourself, I have no personality other than being a cowboy,”
“Killing babies is cool,”
“Give me your eyes,”
“Killing babies is cool,”
“Give me your eyes,”
“Ah yes hello men with guns can you not shoot me...”
“And instead give her your toes!”
“Wha- no!”
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Friend: I’ll call Child Support on you!
Me: Make sure they give me some money too.
“And instead give her your toes!”
“Wha- no!”
~~~
Friend: I’ll call Child Support on you!
Me: Make sure they give me some money too.
“Ah yes hello men with guns can you not shoot me...”
“And instead give her your toes!”
“Wha- no!”
~~~
Friend: I’ll call Child Support on you!
Me: Make sure they give me some money too.
“And instead give her your toes!”
“Wha- no!”
~~~
Friend: I’ll call Child Support on you!
Me: Make sure they give me some money too.
"By Charles Darwin's standard, it's a good kink"
No I will not elaborate on this
No I will not elaborate on this
"By Charles Darwin's standard, it's a good kink"
No I will not elaborate on this
No I will not elaborate on this