"Walrus Balls is ready to breed, can you send him to me?"
I WAS TALKING TO MY FRIEND ABOUT A VERY MUCH INSIDE JOKES DRAGON WE HAVE ON FR OKAY
"Walrus Balls is ready to breed, can you send him to me?"
I WAS TALKING TO MY FRIEND ABOUT A VERY MUCH INSIDE JOKES DRAGON WE HAVE ON FR OKAY
granted it was stolen from a friend but "I AM CANCEL"
which kind of describes my life during exam season really.
granted it was stolen from a friend but "I AM CANCEL"
which kind of describes my life during exam season really.
"It looks like this moe red blood cell is going to have a shoujo romance with a white blood cell."
…I found a manga about personified blood cells, like a Japanese Osmosis Jones, and it's scientific and great but not really the place for romance.
"It looks like this moe red blood cell is going to have a shoujo romance with a white blood cell."
…I found a manga about personified blood cells, like a Japanese Osmosis Jones, and it's scientific and great but not really the place for romance.
*while brandishing x-acto knife at my friend* "I'm gonna let you off easy this time. But you better not tell me have it my way ever again."
That's an in-joke spawned from her asking if I'd rather wake up next to the Burger King (with him saying that I had it my way) or next to Ronald McDonald (with him saying that I was loving it). I chose Burger King, and she has not stopped joking about it. >:(
*while brandishing x-acto knife at my friend* "I'm gonna let you off easy this time. But you better not tell me have it my way ever again."
That's an in-joke spawned from her asking if I'd rather wake up next to the Burger King (with him saying that I had it my way) or next to Ronald McDonald (with him saying that I was loving it). I chose Burger King, and she has not stopped joking about it. >:(
*talking about how I helped my thirty two year old classmate in my weakest subject*
"It felt like I was teaching an elementary schooler"
*talking about how I helped my thirty two year old classmate in my weakest subject*
"It felt like I was teaching an elementary schooler"
I have,,, an entire list,,, of stupid things I say:
"You can't punch a Jesus palm tree!!"
"Then thou child wept because thest memes were not of the freshest quality"
*indignantly* "You can't compare me to Donald Trump!"
"Oh sorry, I thought I was a sloth."
*alarmed* "DO NOT THROW THE BABY"
"Oh, you know, the usual. Death."
"Next thing you know you end up at Wendy's and you're eating a burger and hello darkness my old friend"
"yea, like biscuits, but no, not like biscuits."
*out of the blue, really late at night, over text* "Okay but like, what's the deal with soft tacos."
I honestly forget the context for most of this
But really
Do we need context
I have,,, an entire list,,, of stupid things I say:
"You can't punch a Jesus palm tree!!"
"Then thou child wept because thest memes were not of the freshest quality"
*indignantly* "You can't compare me to Donald Trump!"
"Oh sorry, I thought I was a sloth."
*alarmed* "DO NOT THROW THE BABY"
"Oh, you know, the usual. Death."
"Next thing you know you end up at Wendy's and you're eating a burger and hello darkness my old friend"
"yea, like biscuits, but no, not like biscuits."
*out of the blue, really late at night, over text* "Okay but like, what's the deal with soft tacos."
I honestly forget the context for most of this
But really
Do we need context
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"I don't want 2, I don't want 0. I just want one!"
"You know, I used to sympathize with phantoms. Then I realized they were all d***s."
"We should just all have a toaster party at like 12am sometime."
they don't sound so weird in context- at least the second one doesn't.
"I don't want 2, I don't want 0. I just want one!"
"You know, I used to sympathize with phantoms. Then I realized they were all d***s."
"We should just all have a toaster party at like 12am sometime."
they don't sound so weird in context- at least the second one doesn't.
I have an entire LIST of weird things me, family members and friends have said aha.
some personal favourites would include:
"WHAT HAPPENED" "HE GOT HIT WITH A FISH"
"DON'T WATER YOUR CHILD"
"NEXT TIME YOU CLEAN THE PIANO WARN ME SO I DON'T FALL OFF MY SEAT"
"DON'T WATER THE TEA THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT"
I have an entire LIST of weird things me, family members and friends have said aha.
some personal favourites would include:
"WHAT HAPPENED" "HE GOT HIT WITH A FISH"
"DON'T WATER YOUR CHILD"
"NEXT TIME YOU CLEAN THE PIANO WARN ME SO I DON'T FALL OFF MY SEAT"
"DON'T WATER THE TEA THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT"
Quote:
Blame Simon, 'cause he said "You'd think better with a hole in your head"
"If I'm going to hell, I'm doing it with style."
"If I'm going to hell, I'm doing it with style."
"Where's the anus sculpture?"
"Where's the anus sculpture?"
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