General Discussion

"Dead cat on wheels week"
"Oh so it's just That kinda week, huh?"

My friend earlier was late to art class, and one of the reasons I said of why she might be late was:

"She took a bunch of cows, put sombreros on them, and started dancing. She's preforming the ritual!"

how many times does it take to times

my sona dragon has a lot of them from the past three months, including:

"shake the hot juice"
"this rainwater tastes like satan"
"dream couch"
"cleanse your kneecaps i'm going to exalt your dog"
"the united states of ligma"
"smeas"
"spans jan japan"
"oilslick ice cream"
"crops only eat the highest quality sentient broccoli"

oh no don't tell me i'm justin beiber in the astral plane

"I can't kick, I can only shoot."

"The most logical thing to do when you have two plungers in a room is to plunge them against each other."

(My teacher is a weird, awesome, and funny teacher. He decided to make a toilet plunger into a bathroom pass. And it turns out he has a spare plunger for some reason. My classmates love plunging the plunger everywhere, so when they discovered there was a second plunger in the room, they decided to create a masterpiece.)

"Oh my god, it's the battle of the waluigis!"

it's Halloween and these 2 guys at my school both cosplayed waluigi
they had a battle

"What's more likely to knock on our door; a penguin or a demon?"