"Hot spoons?"
I dont even know the context myself but I remember myself saying it
"Hot spoons?"
I dont even know the context myself but I remember myself saying it
Dont be afraid to @ me! I dont bite
There are some code phrases that I use with my friends as a way to make people laugh.
I'm gonna fall asleep (I'm a narcoleptic): "cold water tower"
I forgot what I was going to say: "heated water tower"
I have a weird deja vu feeling / this doesn't seem normal: "dumbledore"
So I once was going to say something to my friends and I legitimately said "What a f***ing heated water tower!"
There are some code phrases that I use with my friends as a way to make people laugh.
I'm gonna fall asleep (I'm a narcoleptic): "cold water tower"
I forgot what I was going to say: "heated water tower"
I have a weird deja vu feeling / this doesn't seem normal: "dumbledore"
So I once was going to say something to my friends and I legitimately said "What a f***ing heated water tower!"
“She’s a chunky sausage and I love her. Look at her shovel nose.”
(I mean, it was about a sand boa. They’re chunky kiddos.)
“Big mood” (x50)
“We’ve lost the heteros”
“She’s a chunky sausage and I love her. Look at her shovel nose.”
(I mean, it was about a sand boa. They’re chunky kiddos.)
“Big mood” (x50)
“We’ve lost the heteros”
"Don't let me be remembered for the Sexy John Deere Tractor"
"Don't let me be remembered for the Sexy John Deere Tractor"
"When she wants to come over she smooches the octopus."
"When she wants to come over she smooches the octopus."
"What kind of spaghetti mess is this charger cable?"
"Two lightbulbs, two green D-20s, and yet... no eyeball."
"What kind of spaghetti mess is this charger cable?"
"Two lightbulbs, two green D-20s, and yet... no eyeball."
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clai/mordecai/aether
fae/they
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"Smell my arms."
I said that around 2 mins ago- I found some perfumed lotion/moisturiser in the bathroom and gave it a try. Now my arms are smooth and smell wonderful.
"Smell my arms."
I said that around 2 mins ago- I found some perfumed lotion/moisturiser in the bathroom and gave it a try. Now my arms are smooth and smell wonderful.
"I'm gonna buffalo all over you."
I said this at rehearsal yesterday, when my friend was teaching me a tap dance move called the Buffalo.
"I'm gonna buffalo all over you."
I said this at rehearsal yesterday, when my friend was teaching me a tap dance move called the Buffalo.
"No your eyes are just extra wet"
Then proceeded to yell "extra wet" over and over
"No your eyes are just extra wet"
Then proceeded to yell "extra wet" over and over
She/her
+3 FRT
Forums lurker
Collector of old dragons
Lore clan!
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"But this doesn't feel like a dark-ambient headache, it feels like a yelling-at-flies headache."
"But this doesn't feel like a dark-ambient headache, it feels like a yelling-at-flies headache."