All of my fandragons: Someone please stop me. I have too many.
Zim: Small Screaming Space Bug
Tak: Slightly Bigger Space Bug. Does not scream.
Amethyst: Self-Loathing™
Ashley: Cute as heck but can break your neck
Baymax: Marshmallow Robot
Bendy: Inky Boy
Black Hat: The ultimate evil but still kind of a dork
Bruce: Tiny and Angry. Will kill you because he felt like it.
Cipher: Dorito in a Dragon's body
Constance: Would beat a man to death with the Oxford English Dictionary
Dark Bowser: Another ultimate evil personified as a dork
Darwin: FISH FACE ON LEGS
David: Hands off the hair!
Demencia: Lizard Girl
Dib: Has a big head. In denial about it.
Dipper: Awkward and Sweaty
Dominator: Evil Space Dork
Eggdrake: Has 70 alternative Twitter accounts
Father: Good Fire Dad
Fawful: Basically Zim if he was just 10% more competent
5.0.5.: Bear Boy
Flug: Doctor of the dorks but can and will still kill you
Garnet: Super chill gay who can see the future. Actually two smaller gays fused together.
GASTER: BASICALLY SPEAKS IN EMOTICONS
Greatshow: Chaos Jester #1
Gumball: Will eliminate the middle class
Hater: Evil Space Skeleton. Also a dork.
Jet: Falco but green
Jevil: Chaos Jester #2. Can do anything.
Kirby: Looks harmless but destroys terrifying cosmic space demons every other weekend
K. Rool:
Interior crocodile alligator, I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
Lapis: Water Angel
Lenny: Did nothing wrong. Will still murder you.
Mabel: Sweaters and Glitter
Marco: Karate Boy
Meta Knight: Spanish except for when he's not
MissingNo.: A living computer error
Moonjumper: Puppet Ghost
Moonwatcher: Can see the future and has anxiety about it
PAPYRUS: SPAGHETTI SKELETON
Pearl: Was super gay for the mother of her adopted son
Peepers: Tiny Space Cyclops. Hater's mom friend.
Peridot: Tiny Space Dorito
Popple: Tiny Thief
Purple: Likes donuts and blowing up stuff
Red: Also likes donuts and blowing up stuff
Ridley: Never was too big. The best
Smash character ever.
Rob: My Salty Static Cyclops Son. I love him so much. ;-;
sans: lazy skeleton
Snatcher: Lawyer Ghost
Sonic: Goes fast
SpongeBob: Spongy Boy
Star: Still magical because reasons
Steven: Please help this child
Sylvia: Is here to kick butt in the name of friendship
Toby: Likes waffles and murdering people
Tom: Chill but has anger issues
Wander: Has an angsty backstory that is still unwritten
Winter: Ice prince despite being Water. Becomes extremely flustered around Moonwatcher.
Zircon: Anxious Lawyer
Fell: A VERY Good Boy
Flowey: NOT A GOOD BOY
Jack: Spoopy
Robert: Shoots a bow as good as Legolas
Silver: The worst thing I've ever done. I'm so sorry.
Turret: Blind and constantly confused