Flight Rising Discussion

[center][img]http://i.imgur.com/BOtqqMg.png[/img][/center] Greetings, Ordinary Citizens™! We, the Official Nature Flight Science People™, have recently made a major discovery. I'm sure there's one Question that nags at you, that keeps you up at Night. Does this so-called "'Water Flight"" actually Exist? We are proud to notify You that our Research™ has led to the answer: [b]It Does Not[/b]. There will be Big Fat Liars named T.R.I.D.E.N.T. who claim otherwise, but Ignore Them. They are Meanies. Go prove them wrong here: http://www1.flightrising.com/forums/frd/1808759 Anyways, this leads to several Obvious and Pressing questions: 1. Who gets the proven-unoccupied Wet Place™??? 2. What does that mean about us Dry Flights existing??? 3. Who claims the now-Empty festival month??? Our job as Official Nature Flight Science People is to answer questions, so Never Fear. 1. Nature Flight, because since ""Water Flight"" never Existed we are the first to notice the Wet Place™. That's how it Works, so shut Up. 2. Nothing. Because the ""Water Flight"'" has never existed, it doesn't matter At All. 3. Nature. Because May is too boring, we are now adding a new festival called Grenskekeeper's Gathering™ to April, effective Immediately. [img]http://i.imgur.com/d3E4jUw.png[/img] And since all us Dry Flights™ do these silly things called "Events", we are now hosting a bunch of extremely Nature-y stuff for Grenskekeeper's™, because that's what Us Nature people Do. The Extremely descriptive Descriptions™ and Images illustrated by Our top artist will also be interspersed with Amazing graphs and data that Clearly demonstrate the Proof of this ""Water Flight""'s non-existence. If You would like to actually Participate in these Events, too bad. They are too Scientific to be released to the General Public. So don't Ask. Scientifically, Director Official Nature Flight Science People™

[img]http://i.imgur.com/F9nL6Tx.png[/img] [img]https://i.gyazo.com/425098578ed46b3780c258668e2654ba.png[/img] [color=green][font=comic sans ms]DOES WATER FLIGHT EXIST PART 1/LOTS[/font][/color] Thank you, Professor of Botanical Numerology™, for this Illuminating pie chart. In it, you can see that 100% of Science­™ believes that ""Water Flight"" does not exist. This is conclusive Proof and Can Not be denied!!! [img]http://i.imgur.com/b2HEhEe.png[/img] [color=green][font=comic sans ms] MUSHROOM EATING [/font][/color] Us Nature people sure like to eat plants, like Mushrooms. And Now we want to make all you Non-Water people eat Mushrooms, because they are So delicious, sometimes. We've heard that they make you guys Die, occasionally, but whatever. [img]http://i.imgur.com/X7aSm3D.png[/img] [color=green][font=comic sans ms]ARE THE OFFICIAL NATURE FLIGHT SCIENCE PEOPLE WAY BETTER THAN THOSE T.R.I.D.E.N.T. JERKS???[/font][/color] As clearly Demonstrated by this Amazing Graph (made by Me), 100 Billion People think that we are better than T.R.I.D.E.N.T.. Only .1 Person thinks T.R.I.D.E.N.T. is better. We don't know where he came from?? [img]http://i.imgur.com/il4HduG.png[/img] [color=green][font=comic sans ms]INTO THE TREE PLACE[/font][/color] Here in our Nature Area, we have a lot of Trees. These Trees can be very Killful because they're sharp, or whatever. You are going to Enter the Tree Place™ and maybe Die. But along the Way you will make Choices, because this Event is a Choice-Making event. That is What it Is. [img]http://i64.tinypic.com/2saaykh.png[/img] [color=green][font=comic sans ms]DOES WATER FLIGHT EXIST PART 2/LOTS[/font][/color] Every year, each flight has One or More festivals. If they don't have a festival, they aren't a Flight. As Obviously shown by this Graph (thanks to my dear Plush Plants Supervisor™), ""Water"" does not have a festival. This means they are Not a flight. It is Proven. [img]http://i.imgur.com/dHbRDrR.png[/img] [font=comic sans ms][color=green] DOES WATER FLIGHT EXIST PART 3/LOTS[/font][/color] As Everyone knows, the Ridgeback dragons Really Hate ""water"". If a Whole Flight were to be made Water-y, The Ridgebacks would be really sad :((( Just look at their Sad Faces!!! Could such a Flight ever exist?? No!! It would never be allowed!! [img]http://i.imgur.com/XrT2aBT.png[/img] [color=green][font=comic sans ms]FROLICKING[/font][/color] Us Nature People sure love our plentiful Open Green areas. And there is Nothing better than frolicking in these Open Green areas. So that is What we are doing. It is Scientific, okay??? [img]http://i.imgur.com/Y1tRBsy.jpg[/img] [font=comic sans ms][color=green] DOES WATER FLIGHT EXIST PART 4/LOTS[/font][/color] Pictured here is the Tree Octopus of Sornieth. As you can see, it is Having a grand time here in the Tree Place, where it isn't Drowning all the time. Be like this Tree Octopus, everybody. Move on from ""Water"". Live in the Trees, eating nuts. Source::: http://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/ [img]http://i1200.photobucket.com/albums/bb326/Hotpocketguru/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zpsdgnd5jyt.jpeg[/img] [font=comic sans ms][color=green] DOES WATER FLIGHT EXIST PART 5/LOTS[/font][/color] This Intelligently Designed pie chart (by our Irrepressible Head of Intelligent Scribbles Department™) demonstrates the Non-Existence of those Thingies called Neck-Skin-Flaps on all dragons. As anybody knows, Neck-Skin-Flaps allow one to breathe ""Water"". But No Dragon has them and can Breathe Water- an obvious requirement for a ""Water Flight""!! Take that!!! [img]http://i.imgur.com/YRFKJmp.png[/img] [font=comic sans ms][color=green]BASKET WEAVING IN THE WET PLACE [UNDERWATER][/font][/color] Us Nature People™ sure love to weave baskets and dumb stuff like That. To make it Marginally more interesting, we thought we should try some Underwater Basket Weaving in our new Beachfront Property. Unfortunately, we have discovered that staying too long in the Dihydrogen Monoxide (see below) will lead to Asphyxia and usually Death. We all must make some Sacrifices for Science!! [img]http://i.imgur.com/5DmYduV.jpg[/img] [font=comic sans ms][color=green] DOES WATER FLIGHT EXIST PART 6/LOTS[/font][/color] Our Scientific Research (done by the one and only Me) has led to the conclusion that the Wet Place™ is uninhabitable. Why? It's made of the Deadly Dihydrogen Monoxide!! According to This Website, Dihodrogen Monoxide is Deadly! "Death due to accidental inhalation of DHMO, even in small quantities. Prolonged exposure to solid DHMO causes severe tissue damage. Excessive ingestion produces a number of unpleasant though not typically life-threatening side-effects. Gaseous DHMO can cause severe burns. Contributes to soil erosion. Leads to corrosion and oxidation of many metals. Contamination of electrical systems often causes short-circuits. Exposure decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes. Found in biopsies of pre-cancerous tumors and lesions. Given to vicious dogs involved in recent deadly attacks. Often associated with killer cyclones in the U.S. Midwest and elsewhere, and in hurricanes including deadly storms in Florida, New Orleans and other areas of the southeastern U.S." There's No Way any Dragon could live in That. This must mean that the Wet Place [and associated ""Water Flight""] does Not Exist. Thank You.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/2b8vm5y.png[/img] Are you Thoroughly Convinced of this ""Water Flight""'s non-existence? Want to Spread the Word? Think our Events are the Raddest thing on Earth?? Wear a Totally Cool™ signature! All thanks go to our Art-Y People. They know who They are. [center][img]http://orig06.deviantart.net/7832/f/2016/089/f/8/support_by_garasualice-d9x2zrk.png[/img][/center] [code][center][url=http://www1.flightrising.com/forums/frd/1809127][img]http://orig06.deviantart.net/7832/f/2016/089/f/8/support_by_garasualice-d9x2zrk.png[/img][/url][/center][/code] [center][img]http://orig12.deviantart.net/ef70/f/2016/089/6/0/official_nature_flight_by_garasualice-d9x2zri.png[/img][/center] [code][center][url=http://www1.flightrising.com/forums/frd/1809127][img]http://orig12.deviantart.net/ef70/f/2016/089/6/0/official_nature_flight_by_garasualice-d9x2zri.png[/img][/center][/url][/code] [center][img]http://orig08.deviantart.net/77d4/f/2016/089/d/6/water_flight_real_by_garasualice-d9x2zrr.png[/img][/center] [code][center][url=http://www1.flightrising.com/forums/frd/1809127][img]http://orig08.deviantart.net/77d4/f/2016/089/d/6/water_flight_real_by_garasualice-d9x2zrr.png[/img][/center][/url][/code] [font=comic sans ms]Happy Sciencing![/font]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/r0dO1ru.png[/img] Thank you™ to my Worst Enemy™, Director @Artemisa. Without you, my Scientific Career would have no purpose. Thank you™ to all my Scientists. Your efforts will Enlighten the Citizenry and bring Science™ to the Dry Land. Thank you™ to the Agents of T.R.I.D.E.N.T. . Even though you are Objectively Wrong, you give us an Enemy to Steamroll over. Thank you™ to my Graphics People, @CandyPrincess and @GarasuAlice. Although you may believe in the False Flight, your efforts do not go Unappreciated. Thank you™ to all those Scientists who provided me with Graphs, as well as Event Ideas. Thank you™ to Me. I did all this Extremely Nature-y and Scientific Writing you see Here, and all of the Incredibly Beautiful headers and dividers. Thank You, Thank You. and Finally... Thank you™ to the ""Water Flight"", for not existing. [img]http://imgur.com/0ljQgFn.png[/img]

This is all true. Because SCIENCE.

Why tho

@AkumaShushukuu
Because the Truth™ must be spread to the Unenlightened!!

I cannot argue with all of that Science™

Indeed it must be! Have you Always Wondered why Water Flight seems so Mysterious and Reclusive? Well! Here is the Reason™! It is Very Simply because Water Flight does not Exist!

Happy Grenskekeeper's Gathering™ everyone! Be sure to check out our Super Fun Events™ such as Field Frolicking™, Mushroom Eating™, Underwater Basket Weaving™, and so much more! And Remember™, don't listen to a word T.R.I.D.E.N.T. says about this so-called "Water Flight™". Water Flight™ does not exist. There is only Nature™, and Nature's Backyard Swimming Pool™.

This has been an important message from the Head of Debunking T.R.I.D.E.N.T.'s Claims™.