The Gladekeeper entered the scene,
Though angry, her face was still green.
The Gladekeeper entered the scene,
Though angry, her face was still green.
'NOT THE MAMA!'
-Baby Sinclair, 1991-1994
She looked at the dragon then to the mouse
"Now put that down and get back in the house!"
She looked at the dragon then to the mouse
"Now put that down and get back in the house!"
"Yes ma'am"
Said the mouse dropping a bit of ham
The mouse scuttled back in his home,
And the Plaguebringer's angry eyes shone.
The mouse scuttled back in his home,
And the Plaguebringer's angry eyes shone.
'NOT THE MAMA!'
-Baby Sinclair, 1991-1994
the ham wiggled on the floor
and wiggled to the local store
the ham wiggled on the floor
and wiggled to the local store
The child's eyes grew wide
This story is such a wild ride!
The child's eyes grew wide
This story is such a wild ride!
The ham was now covered in grime,
And something that looked like green slime-?
The ham was now covered in grime,
And something that looked like green slime-?
'NOT THE MAMA!'
-Baby Sinclair, 1991-1994
We don't want to miss,
Miss the chance to serve this
We don't want to miss,
Miss the chance to serve this
The health inspector wrinkled his nose
surely this store they would have to bulldoze
The health inspector wrinkled his nose
surely this store they would have to bulldoze
The ham wiggled and wiggled
And though he wanted not, the inspector giggled.
The ham wiggled and wiggled
And though he wanted not, the inspector giggled.