The toothpick breaks in half.
I blast nyan cat in the dragon's ear
The toothpick breaks in half.
I blast nyan cat in the dragon's ear
Again, it's already listening to chill good beats...
(*Pours a bucket of bacon*)
Again, it's already listening to chill good beats...
(*Pours a bucket of bacon*)
The dragon is an insect eater and ignores the smell of food, still snoozin.
I send Ragepuffs to attack it.
The dragon is an insect eater and ignores the smell of food, still snoozin.
I send Ragepuffs to attack it.
Ask me about one of my dragons lore!
Warning: High chance of forcing me to actually write the lore
The Ragepuffs are small and weak, and the dragon barely feels them at all. It snores on.
I pour ice cold water on its head.
The Ragepuffs are small and weak, and the dragon barely feels them at all. It snores on.
I pour ice cold water on its head.
(HEY, I'M THE BUCKET PERSON)
It doesn't give a crap..
*Pours a bucket of magic*
(HEY, I'M THE BUCKET PERSON)
It doesn't give a crap..
*Pours a bucket of magic*
It doesn't budge.
I put a smelly sock in front of its nose.
It doesn't budge.
I put a smelly sock in front of its nose.
The dragon has sinuses, so It can't smell anything
*Pours a bucket of ice*
(HAHAHHA, DRAGON'S WEAKNESS)
The dragon has sinuses, so It can't smell anything
*Pours a bucket of ice*
(HAHAHHA, DRAGON'S WEAKNESS)
Unfortunately, it causes the dragon to hibernate.
I drop a colossal anvil at its colossal skull.
Unfortunately, it causes the dragon to hibernate.
I drop a colossal anvil at its colossal skull.
It's skull is indestructible and bounces back at you
I eat the dragon
It's skull is indestructible and bounces back at you
I eat the dragon
they/them | 18 | artist | INTP | FR+2
The dragon has skin of steel and can't be eaten or digested by human beings, the dragon continues it's nap lol
I try to heat it up in a giant cauldron
The dragon has skin of steel and can't be eaten or digested by human beings, the dragon continues it's nap lol
I try to heat it up in a giant cauldron