The dragon has a terrible cold, and cannot smell the breakfast.
I tickle the dragon's underbelly.
The dragon has a terrible cold, and cannot smell the breakfast.
I tickle the dragon's underbelly.
The dragon's scales are too thick to feel it.
I take a nap on top of the dragon's nostrils.
The dragon's scales are too thick to feel it.
I take a nap on top of the dragon's nostrils.
Hello! I am 2 hours ahead of FR time.
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The dragon shifts position but is still asleep, with its nostrils back in the air.
I scream at the top of my lungs.
The dragon shifts position but is still asleep, with its nostrils back in the air.
I scream at the top of my lungs.
Your screams cannot possibly reach it's ears, he is to big and you are too small. Your voice sounds like a soft fart of a fly.
I bring another dragon to nudge this big ol' boy up.
Your screams cannot possibly reach it's ears, he is to big and you are too small. Your voice sounds like a soft fart of a fly.
I bring another dragon to nudge this big ol' boy up.
The other dragon is far too small to really nudge the dragon, which is unable to feel its nudges.
I pull the dragon's tail.
The other dragon is far too small to really nudge the dragon, which is unable to feel its nudges.
I pull the dragon's tail.
You didn't tug hard enough to atleast startle it.
I plug the dragon's nose with two big corks and saying "you're drowning!"
You didn't tug hard enough to atleast startle it.
I plug the dragon's nose with two big corks and saying "you're drowning!"
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The dragon make a large snorting sound, then with a colassal sneeze blows the two corks out. He's somehow still sleeping.
I invite a few dragons over and we jump on the dragon's stomach, using it as a trampoline.
The dragon make a large snorting sound, then with a colassal sneeze blows the two corks out. He's somehow still sleeping.
I invite a few dragons over and we jump on the dragon's stomach, using it as a trampoline.
The dragon gets belly massages all the time it no work.
I use a stick of dynamite
The dragon gets belly massages all the time it no work.
I use a stick of dynamite
You poked the dragon with the dynamite. It didn't feel anything at all, as it's scales were too thick.
I tell spooky ghost stories to it at night.
You poked the dragon with the dynamite. It didn't feel anything at all, as it's scales were too thick.
I tell spooky ghost stories to it at night.
Your voice is way too quiet. The giant's snores overwhelm your voice.
I get the Tidelord to splash him with a lot of cold water.
Your voice is way too quiet. The giant's snores overwhelm your voice.
I get the Tidelord to splash him with a lot of cold water.