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June 25 - Joke of the Day
Birthdays
It was the teacher's birthday and some of her students brought her presents. Little Susie's father owned a flower shop so the teacher asked," Did you bring me flowers?" Susie grinned and said, "Yes ma'am". Little Tommy's father owned a deli so the teacher asked,"Did you bring me some lovely cold cuts?" Tommy blushed and said," Yes ma'am". Little Camden's father owned a liquor store and his present was leaking so she reached out a finger and tasted the leak. "Did you bring me vodka?" Camden grinned and said "No". She tasted it again and asked," Did you bring me gin?" Camden giggled and said "No". Teacher was stumped and said, "I give up. What is it?" Camden grinned at her and said, "I brought you a puppy."
Birthdays
It was the teacher's birthday and some of her students brought her presents. Little Susie's father owned a flower shop so the teacher asked," Did you bring me flowers?" Susie grinned and said, "Yes ma'am". Little Tommy's father owned a deli so the teacher asked,"Did you bring me some lovely cold cuts?" Tommy blushed and said," Yes ma'am". Little Camden's father owned a liquor store and his present was leaking so she reached out a finger and tasted the leak. "Did you bring me vodka?" Camden grinned and said "No". She tasted it again and asked," Did you bring me gin?" Camden giggled and said "No". Teacher was stumped and said, "I give up. What is it?" Camden grinned at her and said, "I brought you a puppy."
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June 25 - Joke of the Day
Birthdays
It was the teacher's birthday and some of her students brought her presents. Little Susie's father owned a flower shop so the teacher asked," Did you bring me flowers?" Susie grinned and said, "Yes ma'am". Little Tommy's father owned a deli so the teacher asked,"Did you bring me some lovely cold cuts?" Tommy blushed and said," Yes ma'am". Little Camden's father owned a liquor store and his present was leaking so she reached out a finger and tasted the leak. "Did you bring me vodka?" Camden grinned and said "No". She tasted it again and asked," Did you bring me gin?" Camden giggled and said "No". Teacher was stumped and said, "I give up. What is it?" Camden grinned at her and said, "I brought you a puppy."
Birthdays
It was the teacher's birthday and some of her students brought her presents. Little Susie's father owned a flower shop so the teacher asked," Did you bring me flowers?" Susie grinned and said, "Yes ma'am". Little Tommy's father owned a deli so the teacher asked,"Did you bring me some lovely cold cuts?" Tommy blushed and said," Yes ma'am". Little Camden's father owned a liquor store and his present was leaking so she reached out a finger and tasted the leak. "Did you bring me vodka?" Camden grinned and said "No". She tasted it again and asked," Did you bring me gin?" Camden giggled and said "No". Teacher was stumped and said, "I give up. What is it?" Camden grinned at her and said, "I brought you a puppy."
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@LaughingZuru
Oh good golly... O.o that last present there, no idea what to think XD It's cute, but at the same time, again, no idea what to think rofl
Oh good golly... O.o that last present there, no idea what to think XD It's cute, but at the same time, again, no idea what to think rofl
@LaughingZuru
Oh good golly... O.o that last present there, no idea what to think XD It's cute, but at the same time, again, no idea what to think rofl
Oh good golly... O.o that last present there, no idea what to think XD It's cute, but at the same time, again, no idea what to think rofl
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June 26 - Joke of the Day
seagulls
What do you call a seagull that flies over a bay? A bagel!
seagulls
What do you call a seagull that flies over a bay? A bagel!
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June 26 - Joke of the Day
seagulls
What do you call a seagull that flies over a bay? A bagel!
seagulls
What do you call a seagull that flies over a bay? A bagel!
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@LaughingZuru
Lol you're very lucky I'm not hungry at the moment, otherwise I would've demanded to have an Einstein Bro's bagel XD
Lol you're very lucky I'm not hungry at the moment, otherwise I would've demanded to have an Einstein Bro's bagel XD
@LaughingZuru
Lol you're very lucky I'm not hungry at the moment, otherwise I would've demanded to have an Einstein Bro's bagel XD
Lol you're very lucky I'm not hungry at the moment, otherwise I would've demanded to have an Einstein Bro's bagel XD
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June 27 - Joke of the Day
Matrix
How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Matrix
How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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June 27 - Joke of the Day
Matrix
How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
Matrix
How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.
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@LaughingZuru
Wow, when I saw the name of the joke, I immediately thought of my friend's Ridgeback whose name is Matrix XD
Wow, when I saw the name of the joke, I immediately thought of my friend's Ridgeback whose name is Matrix XD
@LaughingZuru
Wow, when I saw the name of the joke, I immediately thought of my friend's Ridgeback whose name is Matrix XD
Wow, when I saw the name of the joke, I immediately thought of my friend's Ridgeback whose name is Matrix XD
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