49. Whisper to the animals and nod in agreement. "I have discussed with these animals and we've decided to start a union'
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49. Whisper to the animals and nod in agreement. "I have discussed with these animals and we've decided to start a union'
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50. Take all the pet food in the store mix it together then force the owner to eat it
50. Take all the pet food in the store mix it together then force the owner to eat it
51. Start using chew toys as sparring weapons with your friend. HALT YOU FIEND!
51. Start using chew toys as sparring weapons with your friend. HALT YOU FIEND!
52. Set yourself up with a dog bed and several squeaky toys, then bark aggressively anytime another customer approaches
52. Set yourself up with a dog bed and several squeaky toys, then bark aggressively anytime another customer approaches
53. Chew up all of the dog toys.
54. Eat all of the dog/cat treats.
55. Put all of the animals into shopping carts/baskets. When confronted, say "What? I'm not allowed to shop anymore?".
56. Take a nap and use soft fluffy animals as pillows and blankets.
57. Remove all of the animals from a cage, then live in the cage.
58. Take a straw and drink out of the fish tank.
59. Go fishing in the fish tank.
60. Teach all of the parrots to sing "Still Alive".
61. Put all of the snakes in cardboard boxes.
61. Demand discounts on the fish if you are water flight, on the birds if you are wind flight, on the bugs if you are shadow flight, and on everything if you are nature flight. All other flights get discounts on pet products.
62. Play the forum game "1000 ways to get banned from a pet store" on the manager's computer.
63. Have tortoise races.
64. Release all of the feeder insects.
65. Release the cairns, then make them really hyper. (Cairn terriers are really hyper dogs.)
66. Bring in a wolf and say, "I think this dog escaped from your store".
67. Bring in a tiger and say, "I think this cat escaped from your store".
54. Eat all of the dog/cat treats.
55. Put all of the animals into shopping carts/baskets. When confronted, say "What? I'm not allowed to shop anymore?".
56. Take a nap and use soft fluffy animals as pillows and blankets.
57. Remove all of the animals from a cage, then live in the cage.
58. Take a straw and drink out of the fish tank.
59. Go fishing in the fish tank.
60. Teach all of the parrots to sing "Still Alive".
61. Put all of the snakes in cardboard boxes.
61. Demand discounts on the fish if you are water flight, on the birds if you are wind flight, on the bugs if you are shadow flight, and on everything if you are nature flight. All other flights get discounts on pet products.
62. Play the forum game "1000 ways to get banned from a pet store" on the manager's computer.
63. Have tortoise races.
64. Release all of the feeder insects.
65. Release the cairns, then make them really hyper. (Cairn terriers are really hyper dogs.)
66. Bring in a wolf and say, "I think this dog escaped from your store".
67. Bring in a tiger and say, "I think this cat escaped from your store".
53. Chew up all of the dog toys.
54. Eat all of the dog/cat treats.
55. Put all of the animals into shopping carts/baskets. When confronted, say "What? I'm not allowed to shop anymore?".
56. Take a nap and use soft fluffy animals as pillows and blankets.
57. Remove all of the animals from a cage, then live in the cage.
58. Take a straw and drink out of the fish tank.
59. Go fishing in the fish tank.
60. Teach all of the parrots to sing "Still Alive".
61. Put all of the snakes in cardboard boxes.
61. Demand discounts on the fish if you are water flight, on the birds if you are wind flight, on the bugs if you are shadow flight, and on everything if you are nature flight. All other flights get discounts on pet products.
62. Play the forum game "1000 ways to get banned from a pet store" on the manager's computer.
63. Have tortoise races.
64. Release all of the feeder insects.
65. Release the cairns, then make them really hyper. (Cairn terriers are really hyper dogs.)
66. Bring in a wolf and say, "I think this dog escaped from your store".
67. Bring in a tiger and say, "I think this cat escaped from your store".
54. Eat all of the dog/cat treats.
55. Put all of the animals into shopping carts/baskets. When confronted, say "What? I'm not allowed to shop anymore?".
56. Take a nap and use soft fluffy animals as pillows and blankets.
57. Remove all of the animals from a cage, then live in the cage.
58. Take a straw and drink out of the fish tank.
59. Go fishing in the fish tank.
60. Teach all of the parrots to sing "Still Alive".
61. Put all of the snakes in cardboard boxes.
61. Demand discounts on the fish if you are water flight, on the birds if you are wind flight, on the bugs if you are shadow flight, and on everything if you are nature flight. All other flights get discounts on pet products.
62. Play the forum game "1000 ways to get banned from a pet store" on the manager's computer.
63. Have tortoise races.
64. Release all of the feeder insects.
65. Release the cairns, then make them really hyper. (Cairn terriers are really hyper dogs.)
66. Bring in a wolf and say, "I think this dog escaped from your store".
67. Bring in a tiger and say, "I think this cat escaped from your store".
ask a store clerk if there are any larger reptiles than the ones there and explain you are in dire need of a handbag
ask a store clerk if there are any larger reptiles than the ones there and explain you are in dire need of a handbag
Sit in a fish tank and refuse to leave while declaring freedom.
Sit in a fish tank and refuse to leave while declaring freedom.
70) Try to buy things with FR currency.
70) Try to buy things with FR currency.
ChibiKittens, the original chibi derp cat
72) Host a live demonstration for the per buyers on how to kill, clean, and fricassee a fresh bunny rabbit, straight from the cage!
73) Pay entirely in pennies, and lose track of how many you've set out 3/5ths of the way through.
73) Pay entirely in pennies, and lose track of how many you've set out 3/5ths of the way through.
72) Host a live demonstration for the per buyers on how to kill, clean, and fricassee a fresh bunny rabbit, straight from the cage!
73) Pay entirely in pennies, and lose track of how many you've set out 3/5ths of the way through.
73) Pay entirely in pennies, and lose track of how many you've set out 3/5ths of the way through.
