22. Encourage the hamsters to start a democracy
23. Try to pet a pufferfish
24. Attempt to use the ferrets in a plan for world domination
25. Attempt to follow a rabbit to wonderland
22. Encourage the hamsters to start a democracy
23. Try to pet a pufferfish
24. Attempt to use the ferrets in a plan for world domination
25. Attempt to follow a rabbit to wonderland
26. Try feeding the birds banana's and the monkeys bird seeds
26. Try feeding the birds banana's and the monkeys bird seeds
27. Tape paper wings to the backs of all the lizards and claim the store as your dragon lair.
27. Tape paper wings to the backs of all the lizards and claim the store as your dragon lair.
28. Shove fluffy kittens in your jumper and leave the store claiming you're the rightful owner of the kittens, which were 'stolen' from you by a person who works at the petstore.
29. Try and find Nemo in the fish tanks, you, being Marlon.
28. Shove fluffy kittens in your jumper and leave the store claiming you're the rightful owner of the kittens, which were 'stolen' from you by a person who works at the petstore.
29. Try and find Nemo in the fish tanks, you, being Marlon.
30. Go in with 100 pokeball toys and try and put the animals into them. And when the pet store clerk tells you off, yell "Go Pikachu!" and throw a Pokeball with a hamster inside at him.
30. Go in with 100 pokeball toys and try and put the animals into them. And when the pet store clerk tells you off, yell "Go Pikachu!" and throw a Pokeball with a hamster inside at him.
31. Hop in the tropical fishes tank and declare yourself their god.
31. Hop in the tropical fishes tank and declare yourself their god.
33. Take every bird in there, scatter bird food all over the store, then let them eat it. They'll use the bathroom everywhere after a while, if the manager doesn't put them back in cages in time. ;^)
33. Take every bird in there, scatter bird food all over the store, then let them eat it. They'll use the bathroom everywhere after a while, if the manager doesn't put them back in cages in time. ;^)
34. Shave all of the dogs and cats. Then relabel all of their breed labels, with the dogs now being chinese crested hairless dogs, and the cats now being sphinxes.
35. Put an iguana in the fish tank, and when confronted, act surprised and state that you were merely putting the Tidelord back in his home.
36. Paint clown patterns(the flight rising gene) onto all the reptiles and say that you're tired of seeing basic primaries everywhere.
37. Ask if they have any chocolate frogs, and if they say no, pour chocolate sauce all over the frogs.
38. Ask when there will be new familiars in stock.
39. Bring a live wolf, a live bear, a live cobra, and a live shark into the store, and when confronted, just say that they're your familiars.
40. Sneak into the manager's office and play flight rising on their computer. When confronted, say that you just wanted to see your pets.
41. Bring in a giant tv and have the Dog Whisperer playing on it nonstop, so the dogs can watch it and bark at it (my dog watches that show and barks at it).
42. Bring in a wolf and say that you want a refund because you don't like your new husky (which is the wolf).
43. Teach all of the parrots to spoil endings for newly released movies.
44. Bring a dozen eggs from the grocery store and give them to the birds to raise.
45. Give the dogs cat food and the cats dog food.
46. Take all of the snakes and wear them as scarves.
47. Put goldfish crackers in the goldfish tank and complain to the manager when the goldfish don't smile back.
34. Shave all of the dogs and cats. Then relabel all of their breed labels, with the dogs now being chinese crested hairless dogs, and the cats now being sphinxes.
35. Put an iguana in the fish tank, and when confronted, act surprised and state that you were merely putting the Tidelord back in his home.
36. Paint clown patterns(the flight rising gene) onto all the reptiles and say that you're tired of seeing basic primaries everywhere.
37. Ask if they have any chocolate frogs, and if they say no, pour chocolate sauce all over the frogs.
38. Ask when there will be new familiars in stock.
39. Bring a live wolf, a live bear, a live cobra, and a live shark into the store, and when confronted, just say that they're your familiars.
40. Sneak into the manager's office and play flight rising on their computer. When confronted, say that you just wanted to see your pets.
41. Bring in a giant tv and have the Dog Whisperer playing on it nonstop, so the dogs can watch it and bark at it (my dog watches that show and barks at it).
42. Bring in a wolf and say that you want a refund because you don't like your new husky (which is the wolf).
43. Teach all of the parrots to spoil endings for newly released movies.
44. Bring a dozen eggs from the grocery store and give them to the birds to raise.
45. Give the dogs cat food and the cats dog food.
46. Take all of the snakes and wear them as scarves.
47. Put goldfish crackers in the goldfish tank and complain to the manager when the goldfish don't smile back.
48. Dress up as Indiana Jones, go into the reptile area, and do the whole "Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?" thing. Feel free to either throw a spastic fit on the floor, try to keep the snakes at bay with a torch, or both.
And if anyone tells you to leave or stop, hit them with your whip.
48. Dress up as Indiana Jones, go into the reptile area, and do the whole "Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?" thing. Feel free to either throw a spastic fit on the floor, try to keep the snakes at bay with a torch, or both.
And if anyone tells you to leave or stop, hit them with your whip.
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