@
Mynty
Out comes a cube. No one's exactly sure what it does, but it looks futuristic. It's a future cube?
I insert one red rose.
@
Mynty
Out comes a cube. No one's exactly sure what it does, but it looks futuristic. It's a future cube?
I insert one red rose.
Oh, so that's what the button does...
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@
SomeoneOrNot
out comes a caterpillar! It's eaten the rose you put into the machine. Oh well it makes a yummy snack.
*inserts a stone tablet*
@
SomeoneOrNot
out comes a caterpillar! It's eaten the rose you put into the machine. Oh well it makes a yummy snack.
*inserts a stone tablet*
insert funny joke here
@
morningstar
Out pops a familiar. How long has that been in there? It's still alive, you decide to adopt it.
I insert a potato
@
morningstar
Out pops a familiar. How long has that been in there? It's still alive, you decide to adopt it.
I insert a potato
@
Mynty
A small child rolls out of the vending machine. He has the potato in hand and a bruise on his forehead. He doesn't seem very happy with you, and walks away without a word. You're probably never going to see that potato again.
I insert the world's smallest violin.
@
Mynty
A small child rolls out of the vending machine. He has the potato in hand and a bruise on his forehead. He doesn't seem very happy with you, and walks away without a word. You're probably never going to see that potato again.
I insert the world's smallest violin.
@
drizzlecoal
out pops
mister krabs. look at his face. why would you waste a perfectly good, tiny violin?
i insert a compass.
@
drizzlecoal
out pops
mister krabs. look at his face. why would you waste a perfectly good, tiny violin?
i insert a compass.
In exchange for a compass you receive a small gold ring, engraved with ancient runes that spell out an insulting phrase the connotations of which have been lost through time.
I insert a compact mirror.
In exchange for a compass you receive a small gold ring, engraved with ancient runes that spell out an insulting phrase the connotations of which have been lost through time.
I insert a compact mirror.
@
lobotomyp0p
A real mirror dragon pops out, holding your compact mirror and admiring its drag makeup. Heavy eyeshadow, fake eyelashes, poofy wig, everything!
((inserts a copy of
The Hobbit by J. R. R. Tolkien))
@
lobotomyp0p
A real mirror dragon pops out, holding your compact mirror and admiring its drag makeup. Heavy eyeshadow, fake eyelashes, poofy wig, everything!
((inserts a copy of
The Hobbit by J. R. R. Tolkien))
@
whitesparrow
Out pops Smaug. You have a pleasant conversation with him and he decides to join your clan.
I insert a toy vending machine into the vending machine.
@
whitesparrow
Out pops Smaug. You have a pleasant conversation with him and he decides to join your clan.
I insert a toy vending machine into the vending machine.
@
whitesparrow
You got a treasure box! It resembles more of a money box than anything, maybe there is a frugal dragon nearby that can take this and start saving up for whatever they plan to spend on.
I throw in a Flamecaller puppet into the vending machine.
@
whitesparrow
You got a treasure box! It resembles more of a money box than anything, maybe there is a frugal dragon nearby that can take this and start saving up for whatever they plan to spend on.
I throw in a Flamecaller puppet into the vending machine.
To know why today is as it is, look into yesterday, and take action for a better tomorrow.
@
ialda
Magnet numbers pop out. You have absolutely no use for these pieces of junk. You decide to donate them.
I insert a mango into the vending machine.
@
ialda
Magnet numbers pop out. You have absolutely no use for these pieces of junk. You decide to donate them.
I insert a mango into the vending machine.
