Namesong Postal
Brokerage For The Collection and Distribution of Information of Interest
"Hey pal, welcome to our humble post office! What can we do for ya'?
Oh! Something special, eh? Well, right through here then. Step lively now!
...okay, so now that we're somewhere a little more private, what'cha really looking for? The dirt on someone? Maybe what happened to a missing person? The thief of some stolen artifacts? We know it all! We sell it all! So long as you're willin' to pony up a small fee and one other fact to pay for the information, we're willing to tell you anything we know. And we know quite a bit, pal.
...what's this? Don't feel like payin'? Well then, if you insist..."
"Don't take us for a bunch of light-weights, friend. We may look like a bunch of desk jockeys and pencil pushers, but you don't get into the information business without knowing how to take risks."
"...we all know quite well how to defend ourselves. That's beside the point, though. We as a rule of thumb don't take too kindly to folks that try to go throwing their weight around this area. This here- this is Namesong Family turf. You mess with us, you mess with The Family. Capiche?"
Brokerage For The Collection and Distribution of Information of Interest
"Hey pal, welcome to our humble post office! What can we do for ya'?
Oh! Something special, eh? Well, right through here then. Step lively now!
...okay, so now that we're somewhere a little more private, what'cha really looking for? The dirt on someone? Maybe what happened to a missing person? The thief of some stolen artifacts? We know it all! We sell it all! So long as you're willin' to pony up a small fee and one other fact to pay for the information, we're willing to tell you anything we know. And we know quite a bit, pal.
...what's this? Don't feel like payin'? Well then, if you insist..."
"Don't take us for a bunch of light-weights, friend. We may look like a bunch of desk jockeys and pencil pushers, but you don't get into the information business without knowing how to take risks."
"...we all know quite well how to defend ourselves. That's beside the point, though. We as a rule of thumb don't take too kindly to folks that try to go throwing their weight around this area. This here- this is Namesong Family turf. You mess with us, you mess with The Family. Capiche?"
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