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January 29, 2016 22:43:07

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Based on this thread http://www1.flightrising.com/forums/frd/1733265/1

I will DESTROY your dragon's bio with Google Translate. Have poor, poor Pearl here as an example.

"Save me."

Pacific Beer family PRISME, whiskey leader, I, I was the dragon. If necessary, but in the grace and wisdom, emergency treatment is not afraid; on the line.
After all, a loving father and brother brought PRISME, Pearl and her sister grew up in a glass bubble, as long as a reasonable fit. I did not even realize it, even though the world around them, but not always available to the whales, their parents, or a group, you can always find a place in the world. PRISME goodbye to my parents and family for years to find his place in court.
Most members of the family, with a thick, long, became the dragon, which is mixed with sweat, but also the development of the case of jewelry, and the light in the eyes of the dragon, you do not need. Women in the family, the birth of his new home, they know that you will be able to trace its origin.
If you want to get rid of this job, too, although the leader of the family nest, slowly, you will provide family reunification, but also a surprise leader. It is easy to see that the family is difficult, if you are interested in research.

"I-wha- but how?!?" You may ask.
IT DOESN'T MATTER But what does matter is that it is hilarious.

And if you want your dragon's bio to look like it was written by a drunk five-year old with no understanding of the English language who also happened to be on fire, you've come to the right place!

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Last edited on May 29, 2017 13:52:16 by ssirenfeathers

@FrenchBlossom Think you could do one for Ayla here? Because these are hilarious. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=15678097] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/156781/15678097_350.png[/img] [/url] Thank you so much for this insanity.

Sigilmancy

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January 29, 2016 23:03:53

@FrenchBlossom

Think you could do one for Ayla here? Because these are hilarious.

Thank you so much for this insanity.

@Sigilmancy

Of course! Glad to pass on the madness.

ssirenfeathers

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January 29, 2016 23:05:36

@Sigilmancy

Of course! Glad to pass on the madness.

@Sigilmancy

In this finger, symptoms, bad, bad clothes, animals, and we believe that, because you want it. On the other hand, my mother's parents' marriage, he died of heart. I am, I think, with some colorful feathers spy trained to seek education. Land, air and good law is great information than ever is a problem, fear not see. Keywords, or in some cases, these small steps, because they do not know the meaning of the code, or voice. Under the right circumstances, confidentiality, cause concern, is part of human activity, but it is easy, in the audience quietly.
Training, and his wife, to address air. It is clear now. Carry out research of our family, a number of countries in a similar situation, therefore, some bad actors, guard, begin to understand some of the work as a group. The death of God, Merak tribal power generation and national under'm, we are ready, God bless.
Force tribal rhythms and interesting food companies. And cattle, and a great length and very bad teeth. This is a natural result of breast cancer seems to be an ideal partner for some very poor mistakes. I eat meat here. All this is clearly interested crawl space attractive and comfortable ...

ssirenfeathers

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January 29, 2016 23:15:09

@Sigilmancy

In this finger, symptoms, bad, bad clothes, animals, and we believe that, because you want it. On the other hand, my mother's parents' marriage, he died of heart. I am, I think, with some colorful feathers spy trained to seek education. Land, air and good law is great information than ever is a problem, fear not see. Keywords, or in some cases, these small steps, because they do not know the meaning of the code, or voice. Under the right circumstances, confidentiality, cause concern, is part of human activity, but it is easy, in the audience quietly.
Training, and his wife, to address air. It is clear now. Carry out research of our family, a number of countries in a similar situation, therefore, some bad actors, guard, begin to understand some of the work as a group. The death of God, Merak tribal power generation and national under'm, we are ready, God bless.
Force tribal rhythms and interesting food companies. And cattle, and a great length and very bad teeth. This is a natural result of breast cancer seems to be an ideal partner for some very poor mistakes. I eat meat here. All this is clearly interested crawl space attractive and comfortable ...

@FrenchBlossom

I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe. I also had to figure out where God bless came from for a moment.

Thank you so much. This is absolutely hilarious.

Sigilmancy

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January 29, 2016 23:19:02

@FrenchBlossom

I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe. I also had to figure out where God bless came from for a moment.

Thank you so much. This is absolutely hilarious.

@Sigilmancy

Glad you like it. And yeah, the God bless part confused me as well

ssirenfeathers

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January 29, 2016 23:23:52

@Sigilmancy

Glad you like it. And yeah, the God bless part confused me as well

@FrenchBlossom

The profile said 'deity' a few times so I think that's where 'death of God' and 'God bless' came from. The rest, though, does indeed look like someone very drunk whose first language is not English wrote it. And that's the beautiful nature of it I think XD

Sigilmancy

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January 29, 2016 23:26:57

@FrenchBlossom

The profile said 'deity' a few times so I think that's where 'death of God' and 'God bless' came from. The rest, though, does indeed look like someone very drunk whose first language is not English wrote it. And that's the beautiful nature of it I think XD

@FrenchBlossom These stories are hilarious! I have one bio that is a bit cheesy, and I need to give all my other dragons better bios, but I'd like you to put Kennocha's story through Google Translate anyway. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=18519292] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/185193/18519292_350.png[/img] [/url] She's gonna sound like she's going absolutely bonkers!

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January 29, 2016 23:28:28

@FrenchBlossom
These stories are hilarious! I have one bio that is a bit cheesy, and I need to give all my other dragons better bios, but I'd like you to put Kennocha's story through Google Translate anyway.

She's gonna sound like she's going absolutely bonkers!

Quetzal - 22 - Any Pronouns - Autistic - GLaDOS fan- Sci-Fi Artist and Writer

Last edited on Jan 29, 2016 23:51:31 by QuetzalQueen

@Quetzalqueen

I honestly, this is a big name in the public Kennocha. "Hello, my name Kennouche cave welcomed my real heroes in the world (the Fox sisters, Queen Kennocha names and phone numbers), I do not know onlym Bolton, I was in the woods!
Tell me what you think I can do my work before, please let us know. I, this idea silly Dragon, I was the number! Humanoid '32. Kalseru friends. Harry, I thought to Ri Dayton ?? ?? ? ?.
Aviation, road and family Broome Park Trail will be the spirit of the season. Of course, the essence of the spirit, a good day, I'm happy to change the environment. I know that many people there is a need to do something something new, to visit the other islands. Price for the operation and development of Vettel, is the only way to start a visit to the maze scandal. These teachers. I this year, finally, we have a good spirit in the middle of the trees and other travel teachers a happy life. There is an old friend!
Beach, forest ?? our family was. I, D- connection I hate little run for a long period to help LED plains of sadness and darkness. The Kalseru, of course, it's hard to make sure that we are living in the dragon clan. However, it is not possible to work.
Entertainment, education, research, and support my family, wrote (bread, pastries loved!) Vintage (read, look passionate Washibyu
Nickel will see John Kalseru. My son John a real friend.
Entertainment, Thank you for looking at my story and my family! "

ssirenfeathers