Dragons For Sale

@Snek I'd like Smooth, please!

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@Snek Hey, uh.. is this kid taken? [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=55342158] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/553422/55342158_350.png[/img] [/url] If no, I'll take 'em If yes, pinglist please!

May I please be added to the pinglist?

@Snek

[quote=CS TICKET #19]@Leafsongs We have taken notice of your interest in Jazz Paper Cup dragons and added you to our production update mailing list per your recent request. Thank you for your support! Have a great day! JPCF Customer Service Desk[/quote]

@Snek
Could I be put on the pinglist, please?

[quote=CS TICKET #20]@Broadwaypaisano We have taken notice of your interest in Jazz Paper Cup dragons and added you to our production update mailing list per your recent request. Thank you for your support! Have a great day! JPCF Customer Service Desk[/quote]

@Snek I just about died laughing in delight when I found this! Please add me to the pinglist!

[quote=CS TICKET #21]@MrsBear We have taken notice of your interest in Jazz Paper Cup dragons and added you to our production update mailing list per your recent request. Thank you for your support! Have a great day! JPCF Customer Service Desk P.S.: Hmm. Perhaps there's untapped potential for bathroom hygiene jokes in the stand-up comedy market? We'll gather our research and development team and have them lead a focus group. Thank you![/quote]

[quote=MAILING LIST VOL 6]@Skelestial @Hungry @FreeToFly @Kilwin @Wishing4Reality @Ickypossum @Leafsongs @BroadwayPaisano @MrsBear Greetings! The Jazz Paper Cup Factory is pleased to announce that three shipments of our product have arrived after a brief hiccup in the works and are now fully stocked. If you would like to make a purchase, please reply to this letter with a claim declaration and visit your nearest Crossroads location. A representative will collect your 20k/20g payment and deliver your Jazz Paper Cup dragon as soon as possible. If we run out before you are able to pick one up, never fear! A fresh batch will be on the way in roughly two short weeks. Have a great day! JPCF Customer Service Desk[/quote]