This shop is slow currently due to circumstances beyond the writer's control. Patience is underrated. Practice it.
Welcome to the Atlantic Riptide Cheap Lore Shoppe
Alright, sparky, here's the deal.
P.S: While I really appreciate everything you can give me, as it all helps out with lair expansion, just ordering something would be doing me a favor because I really, really love writing, and I usually have no idea what to write about for fear my ideas are too stupid. By asking for something, you are expanding my creativity, imagination, and confidence in myself. It's a good way to spend my free time, and I really, honestly do enjoy it. Thank you so much for everything you do. Keep on being awesome!!!
Welcome to the Atlantic Riptide Cheap Lore Shoppe
"Greetings and salutations."
"Welcome to our humble shoppe. Here we sell backstories for dragons. We don't have a set price, as that wouldn't fit our whole relaxing, 'go with the current' theme. But we do have rules. Here are some things the writer wanted you to know."
"Welcome to our humble shoppe. Here we sell backstories for dragons. We don't have a set price, as that wouldn't fit our whole relaxing, 'go with the current' theme. But we do have rules. Here are some things the writer wanted you to know."
"I can't write backstories for offsite characters.
Payments cannot be made in dragons. If there's a dragon you don't like, dress them up in cute clothes or something. It helps. Just don't give them to me :|
You may pay in holiday currency, but only the one that is being used for the current month. Don't give me Eternal Snow during the Wavecrest Saturnalia. That's just not cool, man.
Ping me below and show me teh dergs. Tell me anything you think I should know and a little bit about the dragon's life.
I make the rules. I decide when the shop closes (cough cough when I'm too lazy to write) and what I end up writing. (Life hack: Be nice to the people that decide whether or not your dragon was born with a banana peel hat.)
There are three slots and only three slots. Lax and wait your turn. Smell the flowers. Sniff the candles. Actually, there are no candles. Birdflight wanted them but I told her it wasn't wise to have so many scrolls near an open flame. So instead we have lanterns. She thinks they don't smell nearly as good.
You may pay in: Treasure, gems, skins/accents, familiars, apparel, food or art. Mixed payments allowed. Often people pay me a bit before I write the lore, and the rest after, once they have assessed the quality of my writing. (Another life hack: Tip well! I have the power and can make your lore about wacky crap if I want to *I wouldn't really, I'm too nice **lol**, but tips are appreciated ^^*) "
~The Writer
Payments cannot be made in dragons. If there's a dragon you don't like, dress them up in cute clothes or something. It helps. Just don't give them to me :|
You may pay in holiday currency, but only the one that is being used for the current month. Don't give me Eternal Snow during the Wavecrest Saturnalia. That's just not cool, man.
Ping me below and show me teh dergs. Tell me anything you think I should know and a little bit about the dragon's life.
I make the rules. I decide when the shop closes (cough cough when I'm too lazy to write) and what I end up writing. (Life hack: Be nice to the people that decide whether or not your dragon was born with a banana peel hat.)
There are three slots and only three slots. Lax and wait your turn. Smell the flowers. Sniff the candles. Actually, there are no candles. Birdflight wanted them but I told her it wasn't wise to have so many scrolls near an open flame. So instead we have lanterns. She thinks they don't smell nearly as good.
You may pay in: Treasure, gems, skins/accents, familiars, apparel, food or art. Mixed payments allowed. Often people pay me a bit before I write the lore, and the rest after, once they have assessed the quality of my writing. (Another life hack: Tip well! I have the power and can make your lore about wacky crap if I want to *I wouldn't really, I'm too nice **lol**, but tips are appreciated ^^*) "
~The Writer
Alright, sparky, here's the deal.
The payment rules for my lore are very loose. Basically, just pay whatever you think my writing is worth. Minimum of 6k treasure or 6 gems, depending on the length. Again, that's just a guideline. Mixed payments allowed. Ex: Art+treasure, gems+skins, etc. Payment in the form of art/treasure is the most appreciated, but obviously anything is great :3
Alternatives
See also: Bribery
1. I'm a sucker for those cat companion apparel things and 2. filigree rapiers. Those are basically your ticket. Of course those are also very expensive, but I wanted to put 'Alternatives' to seem negotiable and less evil >:)
1. I'm a sucker for those cat companion apparel things and 2. filigree rapiers. Those are basically your ticket. Of course those are also very expensive, but I wanted to put 'Alternatives' to seem negotiable and less evil >:)
SLOTS:
1. PieceOfTrash (Finish Stellian's lore)
2. Zeldonyx (Soot's Lore)
3. nabal (Obliti's Lore)
1. PieceOfTrash (Finish Stellian's lore)
2. Zeldonyx (Soot's Lore)
3. nabal (Obliti's Lore)
P.S: While I really appreciate everything you can give me, as it all helps out with lair expansion, just ordering something would be doing me a favor because I really, really love writing, and I usually have no idea what to write about for fear my ideas are too stupid. By asking for something, you are expanding my creativity, imagination, and confidence in myself. It's a good way to spend my free time, and I really, honestly do enjoy it. Thank you so much for everything you do. Keep on being awesome!!!
~swaggiep34
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