The oppressive must of parchment and acrid inkstench is strong enough to singe the hairs of your nose. The room is dark, and you wait for your eyes to adjust. Black, towering shapes emerge: the Fell Archives, a -
"Wait! Wait wait wait!"
A sudden burst of light nearly blinds you as someone throws the switch.
An anxious-looking dragon blinks owlishly from the switchboard. Under fluorescent bulbs, the Fell Archives seem a lot less... Fell.
"It was dreadfully gloomy in- oh! Wait! You're looking for a scribe, yes? What's a scribe, you ask? Know you nothing of our patron wordsmith, Scribbles? Why make use of a scribe, you ask? Oh, my dear friend! Like a sculptor to their chisel, or a warrior to their blade, a scribe wields their pen with a practiced hand -"
You then ignore this dragon and move onto the posting.
Hello, and welcome to my general writing shop! I offer bios for dragons, general lore, short stories, and any sort of other writing you desire. This is my main occupation "IRL" as the kids are calling it, but I could use some dragon money. Bear with me, since this shop is brand new and I'm still working out some of the details.
Services I offer:
BIOS: The story of your dragon! Their past, their present, their future. Their dreams, fears, aspirations. Their favorite flavor of cake. The world is dying to know!
LORE: If you're having trouble figuring out an overarching lore for your clan, I can help! Ideally I'd be working very closely with you over a longer period of time for this, so inquire for further details.
SHORT STORIES: Longer than flash fiction, shorter than a novella! Shoot me your idea, and I'll give you an estimate.
Extras:
POETRY: Do the bards sing of your dragons? Well, what are they saying? Order this for some lyrical flourish on your bios.
CODING: Generally I assume that you handle the coding, but if there's something specific you want (i.e. not me throwing it on a template) then it'll cost extra depending on complexity.
Rules:
* Most any subject is fine by me, but I'm bound by the TOS to not do NSFW.
* I take payment in the form of treasure, gems, items, and dragons! (See below for more on that.)
* The "details" section on the order form is important to both of us. The less detail have, the more I fill in for myself, especially for longer pieces. Maybe this is something you'd want! But it runs the risk of seeming OOC or going against your dreadcanons (dragon headcanons). Understand that it's kind of nervewracking to work with sparser references, but I'll do my best.
* I ask for a deposit of half the payment upfront! For repeat/trusted customers, for myself or my affiliates, this rule is exempt. Otherwise, I can't guarantee your slot.
* Two slots maximum per person, please! (For bios.) I find I work quicker when I'm not overwhelmed with a queue. The "lore" option is naturally gonna include multiple pieces, so I list that as its own separate slot, and I usually do stories concurrently with the other writing.
* I don't care if you credit me, as long as you don't take the credit for yourself. However, even the smallest credit does warm my heart.
* If you write me a review for this shop, I'll give you my firstborn. (I don't know, maybe I'll come up with an incentive later...)
If you have any questions, don't be afraid to ask!
Pricing:
I start at 10k per 100 words and then scale up based on length, since I'm finding that writing five 200-word bios takes much less time for me than a single 1000-word bio.
For the week of the 2016 Flameforger's Festival, I'll be taking Glowing Embers at a 1:1000 ratio!
Short(100-499 words): 10kt-50kt | 13g-63g | Example
Mid: (500-700 words): 60kt - 85kt | 75g-107g | Example
Long: (750+): Starting at 112500t | 140g (inquire for an estimate!) | Example
Poetry: A flat 20kt | 25g extra
Coding: Based on complexity, inquire.
If you have any questions, lemme know!
I'm open to mixed payments including items and fodder dragons, priced at LAH for items and 6.5kt for fodder dragons. Ex: a 500-word story would cost 9 fodder dragons, etc. This option is dependent on lairspace. (Also, bear with me as I put a wishlist together...)
I'm also looking to breed triple garnet, amethyst, pearl, lapis, peridot, and fire dragons, so if you have anything that will aid me in my project, then let me know and we can work out a deal!
Discounts:
15% discount for affiliate artists and their customers!
10% discount for members of dominant flight!
10% discount for fellow Plaguelings <3
These discounts do not stack.
Slots:
Bios
1. Taarnfalk
2. mettatongeo
3. [OPEN]
Lore
1. [OPEN]
Short Stories
1. Reginapis
"Wait! Wait wait wait!"
A sudden burst of light nearly blinds you as someone throws the switch.
An anxious-looking dragon blinks owlishly from the switchboard. Under fluorescent bulbs, the Fell Archives seem a lot less... Fell.
"It was dreadfully gloomy in- oh! Wait! You're looking for a scribe, yes? What's a scribe, you ask? Know you nothing of our patron wordsmith, Scribbles? Why make use of a scribe, you ask? Oh, my dear friend! Like a sculptor to their chisel, or a warrior to their blade, a scribe wields their pen with a practiced hand -"
You then ignore this dragon and move onto the posting.
Hello, and welcome to my general writing shop! I offer bios for dragons, general lore, short stories, and any sort of other writing you desire. This is my main occupation "IRL" as the kids are calling it, but I could use some dragon money. Bear with me, since this shop is brand new and I'm still working out some of the details.
Services I offer:
BIOS: The story of your dragon! Their past, their present, their future. Their dreams, fears, aspirations. Their favorite flavor of cake. The world is dying to know!
LORE: If you're having trouble figuring out an overarching lore for your clan, I can help! Ideally I'd be working very closely with you over a longer period of time for this, so inquire for further details.
SHORT STORIES: Longer than flash fiction, shorter than a novella! Shoot me your idea, and I'll give you an estimate.
Extras:
POETRY: Do the bards sing of your dragons? Well, what are they saying? Order this for some lyrical flourish on your bios.
CODING: Generally I assume that you handle the coding, but if there's something specific you want (i.e. not me throwing it on a template) then it'll cost extra depending on complexity.
Rules:
* Most any subject is fine by me, but I'm bound by the TOS to not do NSFW.
* I take payment in the form of treasure, gems, items, and dragons! (See below for more on that.)
* The "details" section on the order form is important to both of us. The less detail have, the more I fill in for myself, especially for longer pieces. Maybe this is something you'd want! But it runs the risk of seeming OOC or going against your dreadcanons (dragon headcanons). Understand that it's kind of nervewracking to work with sparser references, but I'll do my best.
* I ask for a deposit of half the payment upfront! For repeat/trusted customers, for myself or my affiliates, this rule is exempt. Otherwise, I can't guarantee your slot.
* Two slots maximum per person, please! (For bios.) I find I work quicker when I'm not overwhelmed with a queue. The "lore" option is naturally gonna include multiple pieces, so I list that as its own separate slot, and I usually do stories concurrently with the other writing.
* I don't care if you credit me, as long as you don't take the credit for yourself. However, even the smallest credit does warm my heart.
* If you write me a review for this shop, I'll give you my firstborn. (I don't know, maybe I'll come up with an incentive later...)
If you have any questions, don't be afraid to ask!
Pricing:
I start at 10k per 100 words and then scale up based on length, since I'm finding that writing five 200-word bios takes much less time for me than a single 1000-word bio.
For the week of the 2016 Flameforger's Festival, I'll be taking Glowing Embers at a 1:1000 ratio!
Short(100-499 words): 10kt-50kt | 13g-63g | Example
Mid: (500-700 words): 60kt - 85kt | 75g-107g | Example
Long: (750+): Starting at 112500t | 140g (inquire for an estimate!) | Example
Poetry: A flat 20kt | 25g extra
Coding: Based on complexity, inquire.
If you have any questions, lemme know!
I'm open to mixed payments including items and fodder dragons, priced at LAH for items and 6.5kt for fodder dragons. Ex: a 500-word story would cost 9 fodder dragons, etc. This option is dependent on lairspace. (Also, bear with me as I put a wishlist together...)
I'm also looking to breed triple garnet, amethyst, pearl, lapis, peridot, and fire dragons, so if you have anything that will aid me in my project, then let me know and we can work out a deal!
Discounts:
15% discount for affiliate artists and their customers!
10% discount for members of dominant flight!
10% discount for fellow Plaguelings <3
These discounts do not stack.
Slots:
Bios
1. Taarnfalk
2. mettatongeo
3. [OPEN]
Lore
1. [OPEN]
Short Stories
1. Reginapis
Order Form wrote:
Username:
Service: Bio? Lore? Short story? Other?
Currency: Treasure, gems, items, dragons, mixed? Send over CR please!
Length: A min/max wordcount, or general parameters.
Details: The more, the better. First person? Third person? A humorous tone? Serious? Sarcastic? Does your dragon have friends? Enemies? Mate(s)? Should I take into consideration their parents? Their Flight? Siblings? Their stats? Other dragons in the lair? Their occupation? Their breed? Their age? Size? Any headcanons you have for the world of Sornieth? Do you want it in a straight biography style, or more of a narrative?
Extras:
Service: Bio? Lore? Short story? Other?
Currency: Treasure, gems, items, dragons, mixed? Send over CR please!
Length: A min/max wordcount, or general parameters.
Details: The more, the better. First person? Third person? A humorous tone? Serious? Sarcastic? Does your dragon have friends? Enemies? Mate(s)? Should I take into consideration their parents? Their Flight? Siblings? Their stats? Other dragons in the lair? Their occupation? Their breed? Their age? Size? Any headcanons you have for the world of Sornieth? Do you want it in a straight biography style, or more of a narrative?
Extras: