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STATUS: ON HIATUS FOR SALE ELSEWHERE
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Lore wrote:
After being ushered into a tiny office barely suitable for a moderate imperial, you approach a desk that seems way too small for the ridgeback sitting behind it. Her spines have bits of paper that seem to be notes, receipts, and reminders impaled on them. You thought your arrival would be obvious, but she seems to be completely absorbed in some sort of technical task that involves lots of wires.
Hesitantly you tap the bell, causing her to look over at your direction. “AH. GOOD DAY TO YOU. ARE YOU HERE FOR A REQUISITION PERMIT? OR PERHAPS A PASSPORT THROUGH THE SHIFTING EXPANSE? IF YOU REQUIRE ELECTRICAL HOOKUP TO YOUR LAIR, IM AFRAID WE ONLY TAKE THOSE REQUESTS EVERY OTHER TUESDAY OF THE MONTH.”
You have no idea why this ridgeback is yelling at you, but they fix you with a friendly smile, lacing their claws together. However in your hesitant silence you can tell she is getting a little impatient, a claw tapping on the tiny desktop. Finally you get your bearings and mention something about a passport.
“AH YES.” She yells again, for no reason you can recognize. “PLEASE FILL OUT THESE FORMS IN TRIPLICATE. ALSO PLEASE PRESENT ME WITH YOUR HATCHING CERTIFICATE AND A VALID IDENTIFICATION CARD. I ALSO NEED A PROOF OF LIGHTNING INSURANCE, PLEASE.”
As you dig in your belongings to find the required papers, she pushes forward a clipboard that seems best suited for the hands of a fae, as well as a glittery blue pen. You manage to get the papers onto the desk, and she swipes them quickly away. Adjusting her glasses she squints at each, holding them up to the light.
You try to fill out the duplicate forms, doing your best to ignore her loud HMMs and AHHAWs. At some point she begins rummaging and knocking things about in her too-small workspace. You cant wait to get out of this place, finishing quickly and pushing them towards her. To your relief she gives your papers back, before now scrutinizing the forms you filled out. She licked a claw each time she had to leaf through the next page- taking far longer then YOU thought was necessary.
You wonder if you can come back another time, before she set the papers down. Taking a stamp that looks like it was made by an imperial, she stamps it down hard enough to cause the doodads on her desk to tremble. “YOUR PAPERWORK SEEMS TO BE IN ORDER, PLEASE STAND IN THE WHITE SQUARE FOR YOUR PHOTO.”
After shuffling over into the corner that was a little too small for you, you wait for the ridgeback to finish knocking stuff around. She brings out what appears to be some sort of tripod that barely reaches up to her stomach. Delicately balanced in her claws was a little box, which she fastened onto it. She then craned her neck down comically trying to look into it.
“PLEASE LOOK STRAIGHT AHEAD, AND FEEL FREE TO APPEAR DELIGHTED TO BE IN THE REQUISITION AND IDENTIFICATION DEPARTMENT.”
You have no time to puzzle over her words, blinded by the unexpected flash.
Oh boy. Maybe she will let you try again?
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If you have any questions please comment on the thread and ping me. :]
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– Prices & Examples –
Item Payment Options
– Slots and Pinglist -
Past Commissions
- Skins and Accents -
Other Places to Find The Artist
- Gene Wishlist -
If you have any questions please comment on the thread and ping me. :]
Quick n Dirty FAQ
- Your prices seem low $-wise, why is that?
A: Because what I am offering I can do pretty fast start-to-finish
- Your prices seem high FR-wise, why is that?
A: FR has a huge disparity in regards to in game currency worth and real-world average art prices. Support your artists! Offer to pay them more if you can! I’m pretty pleased with my prices. But they can change at any time
- Do you accept Paypal?
A: Only for large orders, or orders for fullbody or portraits. You CAN buy me the equivalent amount of gems instead too. :y *wiggle eyebrows*