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@greatdreamer [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=147928] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/1480/147928_350.png[/img] [/url] Just look at you, no apparel at all, for shame. The entire look is, I must say, a bit basic. And that's not even to speak of those swamp wings, covering them up would be a public service. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=4536639] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/45367/4536639_350.png[/img] [/url] Oh certainly, blues and greens seem nice at first, but really once you've seen one, you've seen them all. They're calming colors, but really this outfit is so boring I may well fall asleep. Add any more blue to it and no one will be able to see you the next time you go for a fly. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=897445] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/8975/897445_350.png[/img] [/url] Don't you think those wraps and satchels make you look a bit common, darling? If you're going to accessorize with the sort of things anyone can get anywhere, why even bother? Everyone is wearing wraps these days, you know, it's hardly a daring look. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=147927] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/1480/147927_350.png[/img] [/url] What a fitting name, I'm getting frostbite just by looking at you. Oh I'm sure the icy look seems like it's all fun and games now, but just you wait, you won't find it as amusing when the inevitable hatchling freezes their tongue to you on a dare. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=741235] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/7413/741235_350.png[/img] [/url] I don't know what possessed you to pick up those rags you've draped around yourself, but you'd be better off tossing them back on the ground where you found them. The lack of hygiene practically radiates off them, and frankly all those skulls don't help. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=903226] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/9033/903226_350.png[/img] [/url] All this modern fashion, with your spines and your steampunk, it all seems so impractical. If one of those draping wires doesn't get you all tangled in something, then those pointy little spines will get you stuck to something, mark my words.
@greatdreamer


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Just look at you, no apparel at all, for shame. The entire look is, I must say, a bit basic. And that's not even to speak of those swamp wings, covering them up would be a public service.


4536639_350.png

Oh certainly, blues and greens seem nice at first, but really once you've seen one, you've seen them all. They're calming colors, but really this outfit is so boring I may well fall asleep. Add any more blue to it and no one will be able to see you the next time you go for a fly.


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Don't you think those wraps and satchels make you look a bit common, darling? If you're going to accessorize with the sort of things anyone can get anywhere, why even bother? Everyone is wearing wraps these days, you know, it's hardly a daring look.


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What a fitting name, I'm getting frostbite just by looking at you. Oh I'm sure the icy look seems like it's all fun and games now, but just you wait, you won't find it as amusing when the inevitable hatchling freezes their tongue to you on a dare.


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I don't know what possessed you to pick up those rags you've draped around yourself, but you'd be better off tossing them back on the ground where you found them. The lack of hygiene practically radiates off them, and frankly all those skulls don't help.


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All this modern fashion, with your spines and your steampunk, it all seems so impractical. If one of those draping wires doesn't get you all tangled in something, then those pointy little spines will get you stuck to something, mark my words.
@Mirrorstone

*claps* this is wonderful! I'll never get tired of reading these reviews
@Mirrorstone

*claps* this is wonderful! I'll never get tired of reading these reviews

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@Mirrorstone

Can I send over 24 flatleaves and 12 gems for my first page? These are wonderfully hilarious!
@Mirrorstone

Can I send over 24 flatleaves and 12 gems for my first page? These are wonderfully hilarious!
@GhostPaladin
Sure, go ahead and send them and I'll get started!
@GhostPaladin
Sure, go ahead and send them and I'll get started!
@GhostPaladin [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=7848866] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/78489/7848866_350.png[/img] [/url] I'm certain I don't know why it would possess anyone to show their face outside dressed like a pirate yet here you are. I suppose I'll say this for you, someone who can go out like that probably doesn't have any worse problems. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=7848867] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/78489/7848867_350.png[/img] [/url] Autumn colors are just fine... when worn in autumn. When worn in spring, you look like a drab tree who's failed to bloom. However, if that's the look you like, who am I to stop you from boycotting bright colors? [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=7935342] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/79354/7935342_350.png[/img] [/url] Would you like to know a surefire recipe for disaster? Flowing scarves and loose gears. You already look tangled enough, you don't need your apparel helping you with it. That is a workplace hazard if I've ever seen one. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=7869882] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/78699/7869882_350.png[/img] [/url] Yawn. Green is so very last season. Do try to keep up with the trends darling, otherwise you'll find yourself quite embarrassed in high society... Oh well, by the looks of you, that's not the company you keep anyway. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=9143220] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/91433/9143220_350.png[/img] [/url] And you! What on earth are we supposed to make of that piecemeal armor set, hmm? Does that say "I'm ready to defend the lair against a ravening emperor?" No, it says "I got dressed in the dark this morning and didn't manage to grab a single piece of armor from the same set." [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=8683292] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/86833/8683292_350.png[/img] [/url] There's something to be said for getting closer to nature. What's to be said about it is don't do it. Don't you know outside is where all the dirt is? Well actually, judging by the state of your cape's hem, I should say you're well aware of it. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=7912360] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/79124/7912360_350.png[/img] [/url] Oh dear, it must have been very hard to have been born with such an unflattering combination of colors. Some people would try to compensate for it by wearing actual attractive non swampy colors but no, you poor brave soul, you decided to run with it. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=10941795] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/109418/10941795_350.png[/img] [/url] Speaking of terrible afflictions, it must have been just as hard to have been born allergic to color. Doomed to such a drab state, wearing only neutrals... At least that's what I assume must be the case, since I can't imagine any other circumstances under which one would pick that color scheme. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=3205097] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/32051/3205097_350.png[/img] [/url] A tertiary gene is a privilege, not a right. When your color scheme is somber black and white, and you dress in serious black armor, perhaps dolloping bright bubblegum pink gembond over everything is not the right choice, stylistically. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=10184099] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/101841/10184099_350.png[/img] [/url] Black and white can be very effective, unless you're dressed so that all the white is down by your tail and all the black is up by your head. It makes you look rather top heavy, which I must say you can't afford. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=11100916] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/111010/11100916_350.png[/img] [/url] I don't know what that blue substance you've gotten yourself covered in is, but it looks toxic. I should suggest washing it off immediately, and perhaps keeping away from the glowing blue mushrooms from now on. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=11036829] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/110369/11036829_350.png[/img] [/url] Yet another reason to avoid running around outside. You seem to have taken a tumble down a rocky slope and into a thornbush, and now you've all that nonsense adhering to you. Just pull it of quickly and the thorns probably won't hurt too much. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=9938563] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/99386/9938563_350.png[/img] [/url] Oh dear. Orange on beige? More like eye-searing on top of blah, the very combination of the worst of both worlds. And as for that fez, well, the less said about your need to wear a ridiculously tiny hat, the better. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=10000723] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/100008/10000723_350.png[/img] [/url] If it was your intention to dress as some sort of wave, you've succeeded admirably. If it was your intention to dress stylishly, well, less so. Skulls, feathers, and fluff do not denote the sort of dignity that I would expect from a fellow Arcane dragon. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=11880836] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/118809/11880836_350.png[/img] [/url] Oh no. Hold still, there's a hideously patterned snake eating your neck. I fear there is no hope for this poor soul, it's already up to what little chin he has. Oh the horror, no one deserves to die in such a tacky pattern.
@GhostPaladin


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I'm certain I don't know why it would possess anyone to show their face outside dressed like a pirate yet here you are. I suppose I'll say this for you, someone who can go out like that probably doesn't have any worse problems.


7848867_350.png

Autumn colors are just fine... when worn in autumn. When worn in spring, you look like a drab tree who's failed to bloom. However, if that's the look you like, who am I to stop you from boycotting bright colors?


7935342_350.png

Would you like to know a surefire recipe for disaster? Flowing scarves and loose gears. You already look tangled enough, you don't need your apparel helping you with it. That is a workplace hazard if I've ever seen one.


7869882_350.png

Yawn. Green is so very last season. Do try to keep up with the trends darling, otherwise you'll find yourself quite embarrassed in high society... Oh well, by the looks of you, that's not the company you keep anyway.


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And you! What on earth are we supposed to make of that piecemeal armor set, hmm? Does that say "I'm ready to defend the lair against a ravening emperor?" No, it says "I got dressed in the dark this morning and didn't manage to grab a single piece of armor from the same set."


8683292_350.png

There's something to be said for getting closer to nature. What's to be said about it is don't do it. Don't you know outside is where all the dirt is? Well actually, judging by the state of your cape's hem, I should say you're well aware of it.


7912360_350.png

Oh dear, it must have been very hard to have been born with such an unflattering combination of colors. Some people would try to compensate for it by wearing actual attractive non swampy colors but no, you poor brave soul, you decided to run with it.


10941795_350.png

Speaking of terrible afflictions, it must have been just as hard to have been born allergic to color. Doomed to such a drab state, wearing only neutrals... At least that's what I assume must be the case, since I can't imagine any other circumstances under which one would pick that color scheme.


3205097_350.png

A tertiary gene is a privilege, not a right. When your color scheme is somber black and white, and you dress in serious black armor, perhaps dolloping bright bubblegum pink gembond over everything is not the right choice, stylistically.


10184099_350.png

Black and white can be very effective, unless you're dressed so that all the white is down by your tail and all the black is up by your head. It makes you look rather top heavy, which I must say you can't afford.


11100916_350.png

I don't know what that blue substance you've gotten yourself covered in is, but it looks toxic. I should suggest washing it off immediately, and perhaps keeping away from the glowing blue mushrooms from now on.


11036829_350.png

Yet another reason to avoid running around outside. You seem to have taken a tumble down a rocky slope and into a thornbush, and now you've all that nonsense adhering to you. Just pull it of quickly and the thorns probably won't hurt too much.


9938563_350.png

Oh dear. Orange on beige? More like eye-searing on top of blah, the very combination of the worst of both worlds. And as for that fez, well, the less said about your need to wear a ridiculously tiny hat, the better.


10000723_350.png

If it was your intention to dress as some sort of wave, you've succeeded admirably. If it was your intention to dress stylishly, well, less so. Skulls, feathers, and fluff do not denote the sort of dignity that I would expect from a fellow Arcane dragon.


11880836_350.png

Oh no. Hold still, there's a hideously patterned snake eating your neck. I fear there is no hope for this poor soul, it's already up to what little chin he has. Oh the horror, no one deserves to die in such a tacky pattern.
@Mirrorstone

*hysterical clapping*

I may put a few in my dragons bios ;w; Thankyou!
@Mirrorstone

*hysterical clapping*

I may put a few in my dragons bios ;w; Thankyou!
@mirrorstone i am in love with you
@mirrorstone i am in love with you
coatls are dead to me
@mirrorstone This is so great. I'm sending some leaves; here are some fashion disasters for you: [center][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=11935120][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/119352/11935120.png[/img][/url][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=9131286][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/91313/9131286.png[/img][/url][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=11002747][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/110028/11002747.png[/img][/url][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=9228713][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/92288/9228713.png[/img][/url][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=13451603][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/134517/13451603.png[/img][/url][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=10293106][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/102932/10293106.png[/img][/url][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=6125187][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/61252/6125187.png[/img][/url][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=9300163][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/93002/9300163.png[/img][/url][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=11221751][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/112218/11221751.png[/img][/url][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=9955645][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/99557/9955645.png[/img][/url][/center]
@mirrorstone This is so great. I'm sending some leaves; here are some fashion disasters for you:
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@Neoven8tr Whoops! Sorry, I got a bunch of orders in on the last day of Greenskeeper, and I was keeping track by the pmed payments rather than the thread posts, so I'm afraid I got yours mixed up. Here's your fashion review! [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=11935120] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/119352/11935120_350.png[/img] [/url] The old fashioned look is just fine, if you're living a hundred years ago at the time when it was actually in vogue. Still, I suppose I ought to understand an earth dragon clinging to old relics of the past. Perhaps you simply haven't changed your outfit since the style was new. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=9131286] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/91313/9131286_350.png[/img] [/url] Accessorizing with party favors is rarely a good idea. And with balloons in particular, well, are you perhaps unaware of those massive spiky horns perched on your head, perilously close to it? This is a disaster in waiting, mark my words. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=11002747] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/110028/11002747_350.png[/img] [/url] I hate to be the bearer of tragic news, but you appear to have a thing growing out of your forehead. And it's glowing. This used to happen all the time back home in the Starfall Isles, both the spontaneous abominations growing out of your flesh, and the glowing. You probably ought to cut it off before it devours your brain or something equally unpleasant. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=9228713] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/92288/9228713_350.png[/img] [/url] Horns over horns, now there's a daring fashion statement. And by daring, I mean how dare you subject me to this. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=13451603] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/134517/13451603_350.png[/img] [/url] I always say, if you're not currently in a battle, which I should hope we're not because I just got my claws done, there's no reason to wear armor. Particularly the entire, heavy, sharp and pointy set of it. You're going to put someone's eye out with that, you know. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=10293106] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/102932/10293106_350.png[/img] [/url] Too. Much. Yellow. Yellow is a fine color, in moderation. This is nothing remotely close to moderation. This is apparently a manifestation of your heart's desire to be the world's largest canary. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=6125187] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/61252/6125187_350.png[/img] [/url] What am I even looking at here? You must have gotten dressed in the dark, because there is really no excuse for having consciously chosen that particular combination of apparel. Cogs and flowers mismatched armor, not even a hint of a sensible color scheme? Someone fetch my smelling salts, I may faint. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=9300163] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/93002/9300163_350.png[/img] [/url] Oh dear, that's a rather unfortunately garish combination you have there. I suppose none of us can help how we're born, but fashion is at least supposed to provide one with a bit of external aid, which I see you have not chosen to take advantage of in the least. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=11221751] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/112218/11221751_350.png[/img] [/url] Speaking of unfortunate colors, I am so terribly sorry yours gives you the impression of being a rather large, mobile bog. I'm even more sorry that you've inexplicably chosen apparel that only enhances the effect. It's almost as though you did it on purpose. [url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?dragon=9955645] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/350/99557/9955645_350.png[/img] [/url] NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. YOU GO TO THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
@Neoven8tr
Whoops! Sorry, I got a bunch of orders in on the last day of Greenskeeper, and I was keeping track by the pmed payments rather than the thread posts, so I'm afraid I got yours mixed up. Here's your fashion review!


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The old fashioned look is just fine, if you're living a hundred years ago at the time when it was actually in vogue. Still, I suppose I ought to understand an earth dragon clinging to old relics of the past. Perhaps you simply haven't changed your outfit since the style was new.


9131286_350.png

Accessorizing with party favors is rarely a good idea. And with balloons in particular, well, are you perhaps unaware of those massive spiky horns perched on your head, perilously close to it? This is a disaster in waiting, mark my words.


11002747_350.png

I hate to be the bearer of tragic news, but you appear to have a thing growing out of your forehead. And it's glowing. This used to happen all the time back home in the Starfall Isles, both the spontaneous abominations growing out of your flesh, and the glowing. You probably ought to cut it off before it devours your brain or something equally unpleasant.


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Horns over horns, now there's a daring fashion statement. And by daring, I mean how dare you subject me to this.


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I always say, if you're not currently in a battle, which I should hope we're not because I just got my claws done, there's no reason to wear armor. Particularly the entire, heavy, sharp and pointy set of it. You're going to put someone's eye out with that, you know.



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Too. Much. Yellow. Yellow is a fine color, in moderation. This is nothing remotely close to moderation. This is apparently a manifestation of your heart's desire to be the world's largest canary.


6125187_350.png

What am I even looking at here? You must have gotten dressed in the dark, because there is really no excuse for having consciously chosen that particular combination of apparel. Cogs and flowers mismatched armor, not even a hint of a sensible color scheme? Someone fetch my smelling salts, I may faint.


9300163_350.png

Oh dear, that's a rather unfortunately garish combination you have there. I suppose none of us can help how we're born, but fashion is at least supposed to provide one with a bit of external aid, which I see you have not chosen to take advantage of in the least.


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Speaking of unfortunate colors, I am so terribly sorry yours gives you the impression of being a rather large, mobile bog. I'm even more sorry that you've inexplicably chosen apparel that only enhances the effect. It's almost as though you did it on purpose.


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NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. YOU GO TO THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
@Mirrorstone [quote name="Mirrorstone" date=2015-06-04 08:42:34]NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. YOU GO TO THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE. [/quote] This is fantastic [i]I can barely breaTHE[/i]
@Mirrorstone
Mirrorstone wrote on 2015-06-04:
NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. YOU GO TO THE CORNER AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE.
This is fantastic
I can barely breaTHE
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