nohrg's Clan

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Far beneath the Tempest Spire, amidst the catacombs of the Spire's city, lies a rather unassuming door with a small sign denoting it as "Exalt Cannons Inc.".

On a much smaller note, taped to the large sign at the entrance: "Steve, if you try to inhibit productivity in our factory, we will sic our R&D on you. They dislike pranksters encroaching on their territory."

On an even smaller post-it note: "These are definitely not the smugglers you're looking for."

To the side of the entrance is a coffee shop, with a friendly-looking brown pearlcatcher barista. She grins as you enter. To her side is a young mirror. "Welcome to Exalt Cannons Incorporated! I'm Macchiato, and this is... Intern 204, I believe is his designation." Ignoring the mutterings from the intern, Macchiato walks over to you. "Can I interest you in a tour?"

You nod, and Macchiato walks towards the back of the small waiting room. She heaves the heavy duty lock, and a half-meter-thick door swings open, barely avoiding crashing into the wall by instead slamming into the unfortunately placed Intern 204.

The sounds of an explosion echo out from the corridor beyond the terrifyingly thick door. "Oh, dear," Macchiato says as you think about what went horribly wrong. "R&D must have gotten their hands on an intern again."

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